He caught the next beaver to kazakhstahn
paying with 20 years of mcdonalds wages
once in the land, he met a very strange man
he bet the man 50 rain gauges
With this odd man he won the bet
who suddenly revealed he was a terrorist
"I'll win the gauges back yet
I'll ruin your octoberfest"
The desk ran on to Germany
to stop the plan
"I'll prevent this disharmony"
he found the terrorist on top of a dam
"stand where you are" the terrorist screamed
"you come any closer I'll blow up the beer"
The desk jumped and soon the terrorist was creamed
and the people raised a cheer
The desk returned to Guadacanal a hero
stating proudly
"the number of terrorists here is zero!"
Then he died.