Do motels really need to still advertise "Color TV's in Rooms" as a reason to stay there? Kinda like saying "Running water in Rooms" don't ya think?

A sign on the porch of a house on Rt. 9 in Great Cacapon, WV said, "Milk Creats 3.00" Let's see great is spelled
G-R-E-A-T, so crate must be C-R-E-A-T

Treadmill - Free... West of Hallam, PA

In Ravenna, Kentucky: A huge sign with an gigantic American flag atop saying "In the name of Jesus rebuke the ACLU"

Envelope addressed to "my secret lover". Inside was a one page letter complete with cartoon drawings of what Crystal was going to do to Dwayne later on. Something about handcuffs and ice cubes... among other things.

Sign outside Wagon Wheel Cafe - Downtown Hartville, MO (pop. 607) says: "If the Colonel had our chicken he'd be a General!"

4 miles east of Alamosa, CO... The Outhouse 'N Restaurant. Sounds appetizing, don't it?