Taylor Hanson & The 4 Whores
The Hairstylist in his tight pink shirt and leather pants said "Whats up girlfirend, what is the matter!" Natalie held out a razor, the hairstylist almost fainted, he gasped "What are u planning on doing with that" Natalie said "No the question is what are you going to do with it" THe Hairstylist's eyes widened and he put his hand on his chest "Me?" Natalie raised her eyebrow "Did I stutter, yes you!" The hairstylist says nervously "what do u want me to do?" Natalie had an evil look in her eye, more evil than usual, she said "I want you to shave my husband's head" The Hairstylist gasped "But he has such beautiful hair!" Natalie screamed "DO IT OR I'LL SHAVE YOUR HAIR" The hairstylist gulped "Okay i'll do it"
Taylor was bending down in the garden, humming and picking daisys, then he turned around when he started hearing a buzzing sound, when he saw the hairstylist, Taylor automatically replied "Im sorry but I have a wife, we can't play around with our sex toys anymore"
The hairstylist said "This is not one of my sex toys, i was sent out to shave your head" Taylor gasped "Oh why!" The hairstylist called out two big 300 pound guys to hold Taylor down, but when he saw that inconcent look on Tay's face he just couldn't shave it.
The hairstylist told Tay why his wife wanted to shave his head, then told Tay to run.
Taylor ran and ran and ended up down a dark alley, guys wearing leather chaps kept approaching him but Tay kept running, he ended up at a dead end, but at the dead end there was a door. On the door it had big red letters saying "The Whore House". Tay turned the knob and saw it was unlocked, scared by the men in leather chaps, he went in quickly. In the house it was mess, it had wrapped condoms spead out everywhere, along with pornos, dirty dishes, clothes, and lots and lots of dust. Tay thought if he cleaned and straightened up everything, he might be able to stay. He made the house spotless, he was tired, so he went into the bedroom, it had 4 beds in there, he layed on the one closest to the door, and soon fell asleep.
Soon, the four whores made it home from work, Shan was the first in, and shrilled "We have been robbed" Kate said "But what did they take, the condoms are in that bowl, the pornos in the tv cabinent, and the clothes folded up on the couch, and the dishes are washed up." Lauren asked "did anyone hire a maid??"
Everyone shooked their head. Then from the bedroom, they heard someone snoring, they quietly tiptoed to the door, Jeanie slowly opened the door and then said "Their is someone in Lauren's bed" Kate said "Lauren u know not to bring your work home with you" Lauren looked at kate, shocked of what she was accusing her for "I have not brought my work home with me"
Then the 4 whores walk up to the bed. Jeanie Said "is it a girl?" Kate replyed "Girls don't have boners" Lauren looked down and said "Yep definatly a guy"
Taylor's eyes fluttered open, and he was frightened when he saw the girls staring at him.
"Wh-Who are you" Tay asked "No the question is WHO are u?" Lauren said "Taylor" Tay replyed "Why you here...because we don't take our work home with us" Jeanie said.
Taylor said "Im not here for that" then he told his story.
The whores felt sorry for him and he was cute, so they agreed to let him stay if under one condition, if he had a schedual on having sex with the girls, Monday-Lauren Tuesday-Jeanie Wednesday-Kate Thursday-Shan, and on Friday he cleans and on Sat and Sun is his free days, Tay agreed.
Over time, the Whores and Taylor got VERY close to one another.
Meanwhile, Natalie found out what happened. She was ferious, and decided to get rid of Tay once and for all. Everyone knew she was a bitch, but no one knew that she was a Witch. She made a spell to turn her into, a gay male scarf seller, then she made one particular scarf, that once it touches his skin, Tay will fall into a deep deep sleep. Then she went to her mirror and said "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, where is my husband, the most beautiful of all?" The mirror replied "down the end of an ally, at a whorehouse, my lord" Natalie knew exactly where that was.
She soon arrived at the whore house, and she knocked on the door.
Tay heard a knock on the door, he looked out the window and did not recongize the guy at the door, so he said "I can not allow strangers in the house" The guy said "But im not a stranger, handsome, im a scarfseller"
Tay said "Oh boy! scarves" and opened the door, the scarf seller looked at tay and pulled a scarf out of his bag and said, "This one, would look great on you" Tay thought it was pretty so he put it around his neck and then tay felt drowsy and then passed out.
Natalie ran out of the house laughing evily.
Later that day, the whores found tay on the ground.
Shan gasped "I think he is dead" Lauren said wiping a tear from her eye "he was so great in bed" The whores agreed.
They carried tay to the couch, where he had been sleeping.
Jeanie says "Lets bury his favorite pornos with him" Shan sniffs "I think he would like that"
Their was a knock at the door, Lauren opens it and their was a bald man at the door "Hi" he says Lauren says "uuuh hi" "Im a friend of Taylor's and his hairdresser" he replies Lauren looks at the ground and says softly "but he is dead" The hairdresser says "Can I see him" Lauren nods, and lets him in. He walks up to Taylor, and his voice chirps up "Taylor is not dead, it looks like on of those spells his wife puts on him, at times..." Shan said "Do u know how to cure him?" The hairdresser nods and says "I need a cup and borrow your bathroom"
The whores were confused but gave him a cup and pointed to the bathroom. After a half an hour the hairdresser comes out with this white liquid in the cup, then he waves it infront of tays nose, tays eyes fluttered open.
Everyone jumps for joy! Tay looks at the hairdresser "what happen to your hair" "Your wife shaved it...she found out about you" Tay says "So that was who that scarfseller was"
The Hairdresser says, "Well I am off now" Taylor gets up and says "But how can I thank you!" The Hairdresser winks "There is alot you can do, to thank me....but i have found someone else" He opens the door, and a guy in leather chaps asked "So you ready to go, honey" The Hairdresser nods, and then they leave together hand in hand.
Taylor sighs and sits on the couch "I have lost my wife and lover..." Lauren sits beside him "But u still have us" Tay smiled, and almost forgot about his whores until then "Yeah you're right"
That night, The whores went over to Natalies beat her up, took all the money and sold her to a pimp.
Now Taylor Hanson the 4 whores live happliy ever after, and the whores never had to work ever again.
THE END