Flawless
We have come to the conclusion that Taylor is dumb, so he’s easy to make fun
of. Isaac was ugly and we already covered that, and when it comes to Zac the
boy is just frickin PERCECT! God Forbid he have a FLAW!!
For starters, he’s hott as hell! So can’t make fun of him for being Ugly since
he’s obviously not! He never says anything so retarded that you want him to
just shut his mouth and stop talking. And HELLO he’s a drummer and EVERYONE
loves drummers! And since he’s cut his hair, people love him even more. The
boy’s gotta set of pipes on him too, I mean anyone that says he can’t sing has
to be legally deaf or they need to turn their hearing aids on! Some say he’s a
little chubby, but that’s not it at all! You’re just looking at him standing
next to Taylor and that’s why he looks chubby! I mean Calista Flockhart could
stand next to Taylor and look fat! Zoe could stand next to taylor and look fat
I mean jeez....come on people!
There is just nothing wrong with him! We can’t think of anything to make fun
of him with….damn his PERFECTNESS!!! There’s just no wrong when it comes to
Zac!
BREAKING NEWS:
Zac Hanson has (dun dun dun).............
A Zit!!!