IKE
When it comes to Ike….you really don’t have to do much to get him to fuck you. I mean have boobs and a vagina and you’re a good candidate! You probably have to be skinny though he seems to go for the anorexic type. But don’t worry you don’t have to actually HAVE the disorder just be really skinny and you’ll be ok!

TAYLOR
Now to the middle brother Taylor....I’m just gonna list these in steps since they’re just so simple…..
1. Meet him
2. Tell him you’re on birth control
3. Fuck him
4. Get pregnant
5. Marry him
6. Then you can fuck him whenever you want!

ZAC
Zac….he’s a little harder to get then his brothers, cause Ike isn’t picky and Tay is just….retarded, but Zac you have to work hard for. Just being flirty wont get his attention. Try dressing up like a hooker, become a supermodel, go to his concert naked, etc. What the hell to get Zac you have to blind fold him, kidnap him and throw him In the back of Dirty Joe’s ChiMo van! Then do your dirty little business. Or you could just get him drunk and take advantage of him, whatever works best for you.