Well, we all know, and sing along to Hanson’s wonderful songs. BUT do we really know what they’re singing about? I mean, is there more to the lyrics of “Underneath” that Hanson has led us to believe?? Who thinks that “Save Me” is a sequel to “Lonely Boy”. Think about it “is there no one can love a lonely Boy” to “Loving you, like I never have before”.. Hmmm, sounds a little kinky to me!! Just like the lyrics to “Love Song”... “The Wind it Blows through the Trees” Yeah, more like “The whore that blows between my Knees” hmmm.... “Claiming those innocent Leaves”... how about “and all my innocent leaves”. Oh, and it gets worse. “And the Thunder Rolls These Crashing Seas” ... Yeah, think about it. “Your Tender Kiss holds this Heart in me”. I’m thinking... “Your tender kiss, hold my hard on please” You think that’s bad, take a look/listen to “You Never Know” ... What they really mean is “Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, ride me hoe!”... Then, the next track starts with.... “Every single time I see you, I start to feel this way” what way? “Makes me wonder if I’m ever going to feel this way again” Yeah, when you open up your porno mag “There’s a picture and its hanging in the back of my head” Dirty, dirty Hanson boys!! “I want to hold you, and love you, in my arms in then” THEN??? You meant ‘Bed” Hanson, we all know it! “And the Shoe’s you wore with Long Black Satan Lace” Yeah, why is it that in porno’s they always wear shoe’s Hanson? Heading over to This Time Around, what did you do this time around? I think Taylor might’ve knocked up Natalie while listening this song! Because, we can’t say, he didn’t give it! Naughty, naughty boy!!! And Can’t stop thinking about you? Hmmm, goes back to If Only... “tick tock, tick tock goes the clock another second passes, I can’t stop” yeah, “whack off, whack off my own cock..” And “I Wish That I was There”? THERE doing what?? Are you defiantly sure that you’re not sure? Because if you’re not sure then, I’m going to have to rape you. Bad Hanson, get in my room! NOW!!! And come on, Hand in Hand...of course she’s going to be hand in hand w/ another man. You were paying her by the HOUR!!!! So, next time you’re listening to Taylor’s orgasmic “oh’s” on one of your many wonderful Hanson albums, take the time to think what’s REALLY going on in their little minds!

Where’s the Love? hahaha