So, sometimes Taylor’s manhood looks rather small, or much larger then it was the day before. I know, I know, maybe there was a hot girl (or guy) present to make it expand. But, it’s still a mystery to me!! You probably think that I have way to much time on my hands to notice these things, but come on! I know all of you reading this has looked at Taylor’s crotch MANY of times!! If you saw the Oprah show, you’d have a strange yet amusing fascination to it! *drools* But, back to my point... some days, it just seems much bigger. Not “big” as in inches (I have yet to see it in the flesh) BUT it’s bulky. What is he shoving down there?? Kleenex? Rags? Socks? Ezra? Then the next day when he’s spotted you could swear nothing is there. I have often said that Taylor’s penis probably most resembles a kiwi, making it short and stumpy due to the size changes that are occurring in that boys pants. Maybe that Kiwi expands into a nice, large and hard cucumber from time to time.. or it could just be swollen and more like an Orange! Poor Taylor, the mystery of your penis size changing is something I’ll hopefully, just hopefully figure out one day!