Pick Up Zac anyone?

Well, you could always say:
Zac, you can drum on me(yes, it’s been said before, but what girl doesn’t want Zac drumming on them)
Zac, I want your pants. ON MY FLOOR!
My mouth opens wide, it would be a tight squeeze, but I think you may fit!
The word of the day is legs, so lets go to my house and I’ll spread the word
Want to go down under?
Zac, lets play army! You play dead and I’ll blow the hell out of you
I like big boys
My pimp taught me some tricks, want to see?
Hey, if you knock me up you don’t have to marry me!
I have condoms!! (We don’t need someone making the same mistake as Taylor and Natalie with our innocent little Zachary!)
Fuck me, beautiful
You know, you can do more then just drum with those drumsticks
Hey, Zac. I drive standard, want me to work your shaft?
You up for fucking a virgin?
I don’t charge by the hour, Baby!
You can shake me like a maraca!
I got new underwear, want to see?
Want to see if the shocks on the tour bus are fully functioning?
Isaac and I are going back to the bus, want to join??*dreams*
Can I touch it?
I always admired celery, the way it’s so big and bushy. You look like you’d be a celery!