Top 10 Ways To Get Noticed At A Hanson Concert

10. Make a big sign that says "NOTICE ME!" and jump up and down like moron
9. Wear a snowsuit! No matter where you are! Wear one!
8. Make sure you're front rown and have your chest practically out of you shirt!eww, man, eww
7. Yawn!!! Even if youre having the time of your life, if they see you yawn, they'll keep looking back! "why is she here if she's not enjoying it!!"
6. Dress up like a guy and hold a big ass sign that reads:"Hanson, let me in your pants!"
5. Paint ur entire self neon colours! OH yeah!
4. Jump on stage! Wrap your legs around Taylor!
3. While in front row, give them all seductive stares!
2. Make the mother of ALL mohawks! Then, put glowsticks on the end!
1. GET NAKED!!!*dances*!

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