Ryo - Welcome back everyone! In the last chapter, Crono moved a grand total of Five Feet from where he started at the beginning of the chapter. And, yes, the thing that made the Final Fantasy ReWrites so popular has finally surfaced here. That’s right, the Crossovers! So how will Crono get out of the Dungeon? And what obstacles will he have on the way? We shall find out!

Crono - :::Comes walking down the hall, realizes that it is another dead end::: ACK!!! This is the FIFTH end I’ve come to! How the hell am I supposed to get out of here?
:::Clanking footsteps are heard down the hall:::
Guards - He went this way! Let’s get him!
Crono - Oh shit! I better get going! :::Runs down the hall the other way:::
:::Guards run into the hall where Crono just was:::
Guard 1 - Where is he?
Guard 2 - How the hell should I know? :::Turns to Captain::: You're the one who told us he came here!
Guard Captain - Well... I thought he was here. I thought I heard him...
Guard 1 - Yea, well, maybe you are becoming a Schitzo!
Guard Captain - So what if I am?
Guard 2 - I’m not going to let myself be led around like a fool by some Schitzo!
Guard Captain - Well, did you ever think that he ran out that way? :::Points down the hallway:::
Guard 1 - Whoa! There is a hall there?
Guard Captain - NOW who has the mental problems? Stop jacking around and lets go!
:::They run down the hallway:::
Crono - :::Runs into another dead end::: DAMMIT! ;::Hears footsteps again::: Oh crap... I’m screwed!
:::Guards run into the hallway:::
Guard Captain - There you are boy! Now give yourself up peacefully before we have to hurt you!
Guard 1 - Yea, we don’t want to have to do that!
Guard 2 - :::Smacks Guard 1::: Shut up!
Crono - Well, I’m sorry, but I cant just give in that easy.
Guard Captain - Well, then we have no choice but to kill you now.
Crono - I don’t mind you killing me, but I may struggle a bit! :::Draws Bokken:::
Guard 2 - He's threatening us, sir!
Guard 1 - Let’s get him!
:::They dash at Crono with their swords drawn. Crono easily deflects their unskilled swings and delivers a large thwack to each one in the back of the neck, knocking them all out:::
Crono - *Sigh* I was hoping for some more fun than that... Oh well! :::Resheathes his Bokken::: Oh, hey! :::Bends over and pulls a map from one of the guards and the keys just incase::: Map! Finally I can get the hell out of this place! :::Unrolls map and looks at it::: Wow! So the exit is right over there! :::Runs in the correct direction and up the stairs:::
*WHAM*
Girl - OWWW!!! WATCH WHERE THE HELL YOU ARE GOING!!!
Crono - AHHH!!!! :::Falls back and down the stairs::: OWW, Oww, Oww, ARRGG, AHHH!!! That hurt!!!
Girl - You should watch where you are running, jack ass! Wait... Crono? Is that you?
Crono - :::Rubbing head, looks up::: Lucca? How the hell did you get here?
Lucca - Well, I heard about the trial, so I came here as fast as I could. When I got here, the trial was ober and you were down here. Then I heard that you were set to be executed! Anyway, come on! We gotta get out of here!
:::They run up to the main reception room, where a man is laying unconscious:::
Crono - Err... Did you do THAT to him?
Lucca - Yea, well, he was rude...
Crono - :::Steps away from Lucca:::
Lucca - Oh, lay off! I’m not going to kill you!
Crono - Yea.. well... best to be careful... :::Sees a weird book on the table::: What’s this? :::Reads::: "Do It Yourself Manual to Building a Full Operation Evil Mechanical Dragon Tank". What's that all about?
Lucca - :::Runs over::: Let me see that! :::Grabs manual and flips through::: Head shields magic and heals body and wheels. Attacks: Flame Breath, Missile Launchers, and Mow Over Wheels. :::Puts book down::: Looks like they have a security system... We better be ready! Lets go!
:::They run up and out of the dungeon and across the bridge:::
Crono - Its the castle! We made it!
Chancellor - :::Steps in front of door::: Not yet, you haven’t. Now, see what happens to little punks that try to escape... Bring IT out!
:::Guards roll out Dragon Tank, pull the cord, the motor starts and the Dragon wakes up to do its job:::
Crono - Oh CRAP!!! WERE GOING TO DIE!!! AHHHH!!!!!
Chancellor - That’s what I’m hoping for... Have fun!
Lucca - Calm down dammit! You attack the wheels, and Ill take care of its head!

Dragon Tank - ROARRR!!!
Lucca - Was there a point for that line? It doesn’t even have any true dialogue! :::Pulls out a metal case from... somewhere:::
Crono - What the hell are you doing??? We are going to die, and you play with a suitcase?
Lucca - Just shut up and attack the damn wheels like I told you to! :::Opens case:::
Crono - Ok, but if we die, I will consider it all your fault, and I will be very angry with you! :::Runs up to the Dragon Tank and begins hacking at its wheels with the Bokken::: Uh... This isn’t working very well... I knew I should have bought a better sword at the fair!!!
Dragon Tank - RRROARRRR!!! :::Obviously very annoyed, turns head towards Crono and begins spewing flames:::
Crono - Huh? AHHHHHHH!!!!! :::Turns and runs from the fire:::
Dragon Tank - ROAR! :::Chases after Crono, continuing to try to roast him:::
Crono - :::Running by Lucca::: WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? HELP ME!!! AHHHHH!!!! :::Runs past her, the Dragon Tank follows by:::
Lucca - Calm down! I’m almost finished. :::She attaches the final pieces to what looks like a Big ASS Bazooka::: Now, try to keep the tank still.
Crono - CALM??? ARE YOU INSANE??? Do you just expect me to hold my ground? :::Stops:::
Dragon Tank - :::Flames stop::: ROAR! :::Stops, takes breath preparing to blow more fire at Crono:::
Lucca - :::Holding gun over shoulder and aiming::: Almost... *BEEP* THERE! :::The weapon locks on to the head::: FIRE!!! :::Pulls trigger, a large rocked flies out, slams directly into the Dragon Tank's head, taking the head and neck off, and exploding it all not far away:::
Dragon Tank - ROOOAA---- *BOOOOOOOMMMMM*
Crono - ...WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??? :::Turns around to see Lucca holding a large smoking gun-thing::: Erh?
Lucca - See! I told you that I would take care of it! :::Large explosions::: Huh?
Crono - ACK!!!! :::Missiles land behind him, he runs like hell:::
Dragon Tank - :::Utters a faint gurgling sound... Shooting missiles from the launcher on its back:::
Lucca - Oh yea! I completely forgot about the missiles!
Crono - FORGOT??? HOW THE HELL CAN YOU FO--- *BOOM* ACK!!!!
Lucca - Ok, prepare for the Double Tech!
Crono - Right! :::Runs up to the Tank, pulls out Bokken, pulls out a cloth and rubs the bokken with it, then starts spinning and slashing the Tank:::
Lucca - Good! Now... :::Pulls out a flame-thrower and fires it near Crono:::
:::Crono's Bokken catches on fire and he whirls the flaming bokken around the tank. The tank catches on fire:::
Lucca - Oh SHIT! RUN!!!!
:::They move away from the tank quickly:::
Dragon Tank - (Gurgle, Gurgle) *BOOOOOOMMMMM* :::Explodes into a large fireball, taking out a good portion of the bridge with it:::
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Chancellor and Guards - AHHHHH!!!!! :::Get launched in the air, managing to catch each other and the edge of the bridge on the way down, forming a human bridge across the missing portion:::
Crono – Now’s our chance! Lets go!
:::They run over the Chancellor and Guards and escape:::
Chancellor - YOU WONT GET AWAY WITH THIS!!!!
Guard - Owww!!! I... cant... hold... oon!!! AHHHH!!!!
:::They fall:::

:::Crono and Lucca run into the room:::
Marle - Crono! Lucca! You guys are alive!
Lucca - Yea, well---
Chancellor - STOP RIGHT THERE!!!
Crono - What? Him? But they fell! Shouldn’t they be... you know... extremely hurt at least?
Lucca - ACK!!! No time for wondering about his safety! Lets get the hell out of here!!!
Marle - Wait for me!!
:::They run out of the castle:::
Chancellor - AFTER THEM!!!
:::They give chase:::
Crono - This way! :::Goes left at the fork in the woods:::
Guards - That way! :::They follow:::
Crono - :::Reaches a dead end in the Forest::: CRAP!!! Why does this always happen to me...
Chancellor - :::Enters clearing::: We have you surrounded. There is NO escape!
Lucca - DAMN YOU CRONO!!! Now we're all dead!
Marle - Wait! What’s this? :::Staring at strange blue swirley shimmer thing:::
Lucca - That’s... A GATE!!!! WERE SAVED!!! :::Pulls out Gate Key, portal opens::: Lets go!!!
Crono - But... where does it go?
Lucca - Well, if you are so worried about it, then stay here and die! :::Runs into portal followed by Marle:::
Crono - EEKS!!! WAIT FOR ME!!! :::Dives in, portal closes:::
Guards - *Blink, blink* What the hell just happened... They disappeared...?
Chancellor - DAMN YOU ALL INSOLENT FOOLS!!!!!!!

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