Ryo - :::Peeks out of hole in ground::: Good! He's gone! :::Gets out of hole::: Welcome back to the ReWrite! Last chapter, I magically turned ten lines of game script into two pages of handwritten humorous crap! This chapter will be longer though, MUCH longer... :::Hears footstepts::: Shit! He's back! :::Dives back into hole:::
Gokan - :::Walks in::: Where is that lazy arse? He is neglecting his duties again! Fine, I'll start the chapter for him. Well, on to Chapter 2 of the Chrono Trigger ReWrite! :::Runs off to find Ryo:::

Crono - :::Runs in::: Huff, Huff. I... Made it! Not... Too late... Hopefully...
Old Guy - Welcome to the Millenial Fair!
Crono - Do you know where Lucca is?
Old Guy - Oh, the insane inventor girl? Yes, she is at the north end of Leene's Square.
Crono - Thanks man! :::Runs off:::
:::After running up some stairs, Crono runs into a girl:::
Crono - :::WHAM::: OUCH!
:::Something shiny flies off the girl:::
Girl - Owwww! Dammit! Watch where the hell you are going!
Crono - :::Gets up, walks over and helps the girl up::: Im sorry, let me help you. I was in a hurry, see, and... :::Sees girls face::: Damn your hot! OH SHIT! Did I just say that?
Girl - Uh... thanks, I guess... :::Touches her neck::: Huh? MY PENDANT! Dammit! Dont tell me I lost it! SHIT! :::Runs around looking for pendant:::
Crono - :::Sees something shiny::: Oh, wait! :::Runs and picks up pendant and brings it back to the girl::: Here you go!
Girl - My pendant! Thank you! It has a lot of sentimental value! :::Kisses Crono on the cheek:::
Crono - :::Turns a very deep shade of red::: Uhh... No problem! Errr... Dont mention it! Hehe!
Girl - I came to see the festival. You live in this town, dont you?
Crono - Yes, I live right down the road.
Girl - Great, I feel a little out of place here, would you mind if I walked around with you for a while?
Crono - Of course I wouldnt mind! :::Thinking to self::: *Hehe, I might get laid sooner than I thought!*
Girl - You are a true gentleman! Oh, by the way, my name is Marle! And you are?
Crono - Im Crono!
Marle - Crono? Thats an interesting name, pleased to meet you! Now, lead on!
Crono - :::Thinking to self::: *Hehe, now where is the inn around here...*
Crono - :::To Marle::: Lets go see Luccas invention!
Marle - Sounds great! Lets go!
:::They go to the north end:::
Crono - Hi, we are here to see Lucca's invention.
Guy - Sorry, its not quite ready yet, go look around the fair some more.
Crono - Damn, fine.
Marle - Well, what now?
Crono - Lets go see the training robot Lucca made.
Marle - Great!
:::They get to the training robot:::
Robot - :::Singing::: I'm Gato, I like to sing! Kick my arse and get some things!
Crono - Great, It just has to be a bloody singing robot, doesnt it? Im gonna have to kick its bloody arse for that, the little prick! :::Whips out sword::: HOOAH!!
Marle - :::Pulls out CrossBow::: Lets do it!
:::They start attacking it:::
Gato - :::Chest opens up and a mechanical arm with a frying pan beats Crono upside the head:::
Crono - AAAHHH!! What the hell man? What the hell did you hit me with, a frying pan or somethin?
Gato - :::Hits Crono again:::
Crono - AAAHHHH!!!! That shit still hurts, son of a bitch! What the hell are you trying to pull, man???
:::They kick Gato's ass:::
Gato - :::Singing::: Owie, you kicked my arse, heres 100 gold, now feck off you little pricks!
Marle - How rude! :::Smacks Gato with butt end of CrossBow:::
Gato - :::Blows up:::
Crono - Lets get out of here, quickly!
Marle - Ok! Oh, look, a kitty!
Crono - Hey, there was a girl looking for her cat before. Lets bring it to her! ::: Reaches to pick up cat:::
Cat - Meow! :::Jumps and latches on to Crono's hand with teeth:::
Crono - SON OF A BITCH!!! :::Trys to shake cat off, unsuccessfully::: Well, lets get it back.
:::They find the little girl:::
Crono - Here is your cat! :::Extends arm with cat latched on:::
Little Girl - KITTY!!!!
Cat - :::Unhooks from Crono's hand and jumps into little girls arms::: Meow! Little Girl - Thank you very much sir!
Crono - Your welcome, but do you happen to have a Band-Aid? :::Pointing to blood dripping hand:::
Little Girl - Ewwwww! No, but there is a First-Aid station over there. :::points:::
Marle - Thanks!
:::They head to the First-Aid station and get Crono's hand bandaged:::
Some Guy - Lucca's device is all set up now.
Marle - Great! Lets go Crono! :::Runs off dragging Crono by his bandaged arm::: Crono - Owwwwww.
:::They arrive at Lucca's area:::
Lucca - Behold! My Instant-Transmission, Intra-Dimentional Teleporter! Audience - Oooooohhhhh!!!
Goku - Goddammit! Another person staling my friggen move! Now they are using a machine for it! This is a disgrace! IM CALLING MY LAWYER!!! :::Pulls out cell phone::: DAMMIT! There are no service towers on this planet! Frag! :::Teleports away:::
Lucca - Uh... Ok... :::Sees Crono::: Where have you been? No one will try the telepod!
Crono - Well, considering the results of your previous inventions...
Lucca - They never turned out TOO bad. Wait, will YOU be my guenia pig??
Crono - Great, I have no friggen choice now.
Lucca - Hehehe... Good! Now step onto the LEFT telepod.
Crono - Left? Why the Left??? What would happen if I were to step onto the RIGHT telepod instead??
Lucca - Uhhh... Im not quite sure... Its never been tested that way... But Im quite sure it wouldnt be good... It was designed for left to right teleportation, not right to left.
Crono - Uhh, I guess Ill go in the Left one then. :::Steps onto the Left telepod:::
Lucca - :::Presses buttons::: Begin Energy Transfer!
Crono - AAARRRR... :::Teleports from one pod to the other::: ...RRGGGHHH!!! Oh, hey, it worked!
All - Aaaaahhhhhh!!!!!
Marle - That was great, Crono! I wanna try!
Crono - Ugh... That was the most unconfortable experence Ive ever had...
Lucca - :::Noticing Marle for the first time::: Whoa! Crono! I didnt know you were that good with the ladies!
Crono - Uh... Err... Well, to tell the truth, neither did I...
Marle - :::Steps on Left telepodP::: Hang on, Crono! Ill be out in a second!
Lucca - Are you sure you want to go through with this?
Marle - Hell ya! Lets go!
Lucca - Alright. :::Presses buttons::: Begin Energy Transfer!
Marle - Whats happening? :::Pendant starts glowing::: My pendant! Its...
:::Machine starts shorting out:::
Lucca - What the hell?
:::A weird swirley blue portal opens and Marle gets sucked in:::
Marle - AAAAAAHHH... :::Portal closes and Marle dissapears:::
Crono - Uh... Lucca? WHERE THE HELL DID SHE GO???
Lucca - Uh, Im not quite sure... :::To Audience::: Ok people, shows over, move along, theres nothing to see here!
Audience - Damn...
Some Guy - I TOLD YOU SHE WOULD FUCK IT UP!!! :::Leaves:::
Crono - :::Notices pendant on telepod and runs up to grab it:::
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