Chrono Trigger ReWrite Chapter 3

Ryo - :::Standing on a telepod like Lucca's::: Welcome back to the CTRW! Last time, Marle dissapeared into a mysterious portal! Will Crono save her? Is it too late? And whats with the size of Lucca's glasses?
Gokan - :::Spots Ryo::: Ha! Now Ive got you!
Ryo - :::Really big grin::: Ya?
Gokan - :::Charges Ryo:::
Ryo - :::Jumps:::
Gokan - :::Runs onto telepod:::
Ryo - :::Activating telepod::: Who has who now? See ya!
Gokan - Oh, you son of a bit... :::Sucked in time warp:::
Ryo - Now that Im rid of one annoyance, I can finish this. I wonder how long it will take for him to return. Oh, well...


Location: Millenial Fair, Kingdom of Guardia, 1000 AD

Crono - Grabs pendant and steps on telepod::: Im going after her!
Lucca - Wow! You must really like her!
Crono - Huh?
Lucca - Hehe! Crono has a CRUSH!!!
Crono - Uh... Lucca?
Lucca - :::Chanting::: Crono has a crush, Crono has a...
Crono - LUCCA!!!
Lucca - Oh! Right. Are you sure though?
Crono - Yes, Lucca.
Lucca - Alright. I dont know where this will send you, but the pendant seems to be the key, so hang on to it.
Crono - Will do!
Lucca - Here we go! :::Presses buttons::: Begin Energy Transfer! Power to full! MORE POWER! I MUST HAVE MORE POWER!! :::Machine starts to short out::: MWA HAHAHA! IT WORKS!!!!!
Crono - This is very unconfortable!
Lucca - Im sure! Ill follow you after I figure out what went wrong! Good luck!
Crono - :::Sarcastically::: Great! I guess Ill see you in a couple of years then. :::Goes into portal:::
Lucca - Errrrr... Couple of years... Ill show his smart arse...


:::Insert Trippy Time Warp Sequence here:::

Location: Truce Valley, Kingdom of Guardia, 600 AD

:::A portal opens in a wooded area and Crono gets shot out:::
Crono - RRRRRRGGGHHHH.... :::Face plants into the ground::: Son of a bitch, that hurt!
:::Three little Imps, that look remarkably like relatives of Emperor Pilaf of DragonBall, pop out and attack Crono:::
Crono - Great, first getting ripped through a mysterious portal, now this? Oh well, lets finish this. :::Dows a spincut and kill all three imps::: Ewwwww! Bloody chunks! :::Makes his way out of the vally, slaughtering more helpless imps along the way::: Wow! This village looks like mine, but older!
Chrono - :::Walks into a local tavern::: Uhh... I know this may be a strange question, but where, and when, am I?
Guy - Hahaha! What a dumbarse! You are in the Kingdom of Guardia in the year 600 AD, idiot!
Crono - Oh, gee... Im from the year 1000 AD.
Guy - :::Laughing hard, spewing beer out his nose::: HAHAHAHAHA!!! From the future! HA!!! Boy, you should apply as the Jester at the Kings Court! Your clothes are sure suited for it! HAHAHA!!!
Crono - Ya, ok... :::Starts to walk off, but sees a guy sitting at the bar::: Oh my god! Its me, with yellow hair!
Guy at Bar - :::Turns around::: Whoa! Ive had too much beer! That guy looks like me, well, with red hair though.
Crono - Nice to meet you, Im Crono. Are you my twin?
Guy at Bar - Hi Crono. Im not sure about twins. Im Gohan!
Crono - Oh, cool! Well, I have to go save someone, bye!
Gohan - Uh, ya, bye. :::To himself::: Weird kid...
Crono - :::Makes his way to the Castle, senselessly killing more poor imps through the forest on his way there::: Finally, the Castle! :::He enters:::


Location: Guardia Castle, Kingdom of Guardia, 600 AD

Soldier #1 - Halt! Who goes there? Whoa! Check out the hair!
Crono - Whoa! You got somethin against the hair???
Soldier #1 - Are you one of Magus' troops?
Crono - Uh... Whos Magus?
Soldier #2 - Ha! This wimp would never make the cut!
Crono - WIMP???
Soldier #1 - Ya! No go home and play with your stamp collection, shrimp! HAHAHA!
Voice - Stop your ridicule at once!
Soldiers - Huh? Queen Leene!
Crono - Huh?
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