Ryo - Welcome back to the CTRW. Peace is at hand here, due to the fact that there are no mechs. :::Points to smoldering pile of metal across the way::: Last chapter poses many questions. What explains the paradoxes? Where did Lucca's chalkboard come from? And what evil lurks in such a serene, holy place?
Gokan - :::Emerges from smoldering pile of metal across the way::: You didnt kill me! Now Im back to make your life hell.
Ryo - Alright! Lets finish this! :::Shoots giant Ki blast:::
Gokan - :::Eaisly deflects blast::: Ha! Yes, finish this indeed! CHRONO SHATTER!
Ryo - Shit! MOTHER F---- :::Dissappears:::
Gokan - Ahh, the joy of ripping people out of the timeline! Now, on to the ReWrite!

Crono - :::Entering Cathedrial::: You know, its really sad where there is only one place to go.
Lucca - Yes, very strange indeed... :::Notices something shiny on the floor::: What is that? :::Points:::
Crono - Hell if I know.
Lucca - Well, FIND OUT!
Crono - Alright. :::Walks over and picks it up, looks at it::: Uh... I still dont really know what it is...
Lucca - :::Grabs thing from Crono::: Dumbass! :::Looks at it::: It appears to be a hairpin... With the Royal Crest of Guardia? Its Leene's Coral Pin!
Nun - :::Walks over::: I believe that you should, stay awhile... :::Grins wickly:::
:::The four nuns turn into monsters and attack:::
Crono - AHHH!!! Evil nuns!
Lucca - Isnt this decicration of a holy place?
:::They kill the monsters quite easily:::
Crono - That seemed easy. So what now?
Lucca - Well, its evident that Leene is somewhere around here... But where?
Crono - How the hell should I know?
:::A monster appears behind them and attacks:::
Crono and Lucca - ACK!!!
:::A mysterious frog guy drops in and cuts monster in several peices:::
Frog - Lower thine guard, and thou art allowing the enemy in!
Lucca - EEEKKKK!!! A talking Frog-Guy-Thing!
Crono - It looks froggish, yet mannish at the same time...
Frog - Thou'rt here to save the Queen?
Crono - Uh... I really dont know what you are saying... Can you speak English? CAN YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?
Frog - Art thou here to save the Queen?
Crono - Uh... I dont really like art that much...
Frog - DAMMIT!!! You mean to say that you dont know any Old English? I asked you if you are here to save the Queen!
Crono - Oh! Ya! Why didnt you say that before?
Frog - :::Facefaults::: I DID!!!
Crono - Oh. Well, yes, we are going to save the Queen. Sorry, I just didnt understand your Forign Language.
Frog - ACK!!! Its NOT foreign! Its Olde English!
Crono - There is OLD English?
Frog - ARG!!! FORGET IT! Ill speak normal English since you are so damn dense!
Crono - So, why do you speak that old forign language, anyway?
Frog - ITS NOT FORIGN!!! :::sighs::: Well, it makes me sound more noble and heroic and stuff...
Crono - Ohhh! Well, shouldnt we get going. There IS a Queen waiting on us.
Frog - Yes, the lair is deep inside this Cathedral. Would you mind if I came along with you? It is my duty to protect the Queen.
Crono - Oh, sure! Its fine with me, but I dont know about her... :::Points to Lucca:::
Lucca - :::Shaking in a corner::: Its a Frog Thing! I HATE FROG THINGS!!!
Crono - But we really do need his help. Plus, it seems that he knows the way through this place.
Lucca - Well... I guess hes not really a bad... uh... person-frog-thing... Fine. I guess I can just handle my fears.
Frog - Well, its about damn time. We must hurry now. There should be a hidden door around here somewhere.
:::Everyone looks around the room:::
Crono - Ohhh! A piano! :::Runs over and randomly bangs on the keys:::
:::A hidden door opens:::
Lucca - Whoa! How did you know what to play, Crono?
Crono - Uh... Erm... Im psychic! Ya, psychic!
Frog - Riiight... More like Psycho... Lets go!
:::They make their way through the cathedral, killing monsters, avoiding traps, and solving endless annoying puzzles along the way. Eventually they reach the lair:::
Lucca - Ya! We made it! Huh? There is someone up ahead!
Chancellor - :::Looming over the Queen who is chaned up to a table::: Prepare yourself, Queen Leene! :::Wicked grin:::
Crono - AHHH!!! HE IS GOING TO RAPE HER!!!
Lucca - EWWWW!!! And he is nasty looking too! We most stop him!
:::They run up:::
Leene - Frog! You came to save me!
Frog - Yes, your majesty, we shall save you from this peverted freak!
Chancellor - Perverted? I was just going to eat her...
Lucca - AHHH!!!! HE IS MORE PERVERTED THAN WE THOUGHT!
Chancellor - Ugh... Well, its no use to fight. The only one who will leave this room alive, is ME!!! :::Doors shut::: Now you must die, you stupid kids and Frog... Thing! True form... CHANGE!!!
:::The Chancellor spins around and changes into a big fat monster thing while spinning. Stops spinning:::
Yakra - Now... Ah, crap... Im really dizzy... I really need to find a better way to transform... Now, where was I? Oh, ya. Now.. YOU DIE!!!

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