Ryo - Welcome back to another chapter of Chrono Trigger ReWrite! Last time, Crono was accused of being a Terrorist and kidnapping the Princess.
George W. Bush - Excuse me, sir. Did you say Terrorist?
Ryo - Well, yes, but--
George W. Bush - I thought so! Where is this fiend???
Ryo - What? I don't think you understand... This is just a ReWrite of a g--
George W. Bush - If you refuse to tell me, I must consider this an act of treason to this country! Now, where is the terrorist?
Ryo - EEKS! Ok! Ill tell you... Um... He’s in... Iraq! Yea!
George W. Bush - Ah-HA! I new Sadam was behind all of this! I bet he is conspiring with Bin Laden with this as well... :::Pulls out cell phone::: Yes, this is the President. We have confirmed accounts of terroristic activities in Iraq. I order a pre-emptive strike immediately! :::At this moment his helicopter arrives. He gets in and leaves:::
Ryo - Um... I think I may have made a BIIIG mistake! Anyway, on to the ReWrite! :::Runs off:::

Crono - :::Standing in shackles behind a wooden table::: Where am I? Why am I here?
Chancellor - Ladies and Gentleman, Members of the Court, this boy that you see before you has been charged with the crime of kidnapping the Princess of Guardia. :::Turns to Crono::: How do you plea boy?
Crono - Well... usually when I plea, its like this... AHHH!!! HELP ME! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!! WHY AM I IN THIS MESS???
Chancellor - Ack! Shut up! Ill take that as a plea of innocence... :::Under his breath::: ...or maybe insanity... Smart ass little boy...
Crono - :::Grins:::
Chancellor - In that case, I, the Chancellor of Guardia, shall take responsibility and be the Prosecutor in this case.
Man - :::Seems to appear from nowhere::: And I shall be this boy's Attorney!
Chancellor - And just who are you supposed to be?
Man - Why, you don’t know who I am? I am none other than Johnny Cochran!
Crono - THE Johnny Cochran??
Johnny Cochran - Yes! At least someone has heard of me.
Chancellor - Very well. You defend the boy... Futile actions if you ask me... :::Turns to the Jury::: Ladies and Gentleman of the Jury, I would like to show you that this boy is capable of causing great harm to this Kingdom and possibly much of the world. Look at the Defendant, if you will. I would like to point out that his appearances are absolutely barbaric! Not to mention that he is also dumb as a rock. Look at his build, and pay close attention to the state of his hair. Also look at his ragged clothes and the dirt. Now tell me, is this the sort of person we want even anywhere near our dear Princess Nadia?
:::Murmurs can be heard from the Jury:::
Chancellor - Now, I would like to present you with the hard evidence! :::pulls out a sack and sets it on the table. From it he produces what appears to be a metal Gauntlet and sets it on the empty sack.:::
:::More, louder commotion can be heard from the Jury:::
Chancellor - This Gauntlet was found about the premises. There is every reason to believe that it belongs to this boy! :::Points to Crono::: I rest my case. :::Sits down:::
Johnny Cochran - :::Stands and steps up to the Jury::: Ladies and Gentleman of the Jury. What is obviously at question here is the intentions and the character of my client. Now look at this boy. Remember that looks may be deceiving. Sure, he looks rather brutish, and he may be a little on the slow side... But I will show you that Crono is really a kind and gentle soul. I would like to bring out my first witness.
:::A little girl, holding a cat, walks into the Court. She walks up to the witness stand and takes a seat.:::
Johnny Cochran - Please state your name for the Court, young lady.
Girl - Ok. My name is Sara Kinotori.
Johnny Cochran - Good. And do you know this boy behind the bench? :::Points to Crono:::
Sara - Yes! He helped me!
Johnny Cochrain - Would you explain to the Jury how he helped you?
Sara - Well, when I was at the Millennial Fair, I lost my kitty. He found her for me and brought her back!
Jury - AWWWWW!!!
Johnny Cochran - Thank you Sara. You can go now. :::Turns to the Jury as Sara walks out::: After that, can you still say that this boy is an evil man with no compassion?
:::Murmurs can be heard from the Jury once more:::
Johnny Cochrain - Now, for my evidence. :::Turns to the Chancellor::: May I see that Gauntlet please?
Chancellor - :::Hands over the Gauntlet::: What do you hope to prove with that?
Johnny Cochrain - I intend to prove that this Gauntlet does NOT belong to my client.
Chancellor - Hah! Good luck! How is that supposed to be proven?
Johnny Cochran - Very simply. A person would not buy and wear something that is completely useless to them. I intend to prove that this item does not fit my client. You see, If the Gauntlet don’t fit, you simply MUST acquit. :::Turns to Crono::: Now, put out your hand.
:::Crono extends his arm, and Cochrain slips the Gauntlet over his hand, but it is obvious that it will not go on because it is too small:::
Johnny Cochran - :::Turns to the Jury::: As you can clearly see, the Gauntlet does not even remotely fit my client. Therefore, it cannot be his. The Gauntlet doesn’t fit, you must acquit. I rest my case. :::Sits down:::
Chancellor - :::Clearly distraught::: Well, Ladies and Gentleman of the jury, you have heard the case. Have you reached a Verdict?
Head Juror - Yes, Your Honor, we have. We, the people of the Jury of Guardia, find the Defendant... NOT GUILTY on the charge of Kidnapping. Thank you.
Chancellor - :::Very annoyed::: Well, the Defendant has been found innocent... However, since I AM ABOVE THE LAW, I sentence Crono to prison for running off with the Princess, regardless.
Crono - WHAT???
Johnny Cochran - Well, good luck boy. Ill send you my bill.
Crono - But I’m still going to jail!!!
Johnny Cochran - True... But you ARE alive! Now, good day! :::Disappears in a red puff of smoke and flames::: Crono - YOU SON OF A--
Chancellor - Take him away Guards!
:::Guards come and drag Crono out:::
Crono - :::Being dragged out::: BIIIIIIITTTTCHHH!!!!! :::He is dragged out of view:::

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