Final Fantasy VIII Rewrite Act 1
Gokan (Author/Narrator) - We start off in an anonymous field. Not really but
hey, it’s anonymous. Don't you like anonymous? Anyways we start off in this field where two teenage dumb asses are raging battle. Oh, did I say battle?
I meant war. Err.. I really meant training. Damn, I'm screwing this whole thing up.
Maybe this should be called Final Fantasy VIII Fuck Up. Yeah, that sounds great!
Person Off Set - Uhhh, Sir? You’re getting off the subject again.
Gokan - Shut up you insolent fool! :::Uses GF Ifret:::
Oh yeah! Eat that meteor!
Person Off Set - Eep!
Gokan - Anyways, here we go.
Now to the story at hand.
Location: Anonymous Field
Squall - How did my Gun-Sword get stuck in the ground? I can’t remember why. Huh? Are you gonna hurt me? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Seifer - Shut up and take what’s coming to you.
Squall - Who's coming?
Seifer - :::Charging furiously::: Die shit face! :::Connects and cuts Squall's face::
Squall - Owwy! That hurt! I'm telling Quistis!
Seifer - Shut up and go to the infirmary.
Squall - No! You are not the boss of me!
Seifer - Fine, die then.
Squall - :::Pouting::: Fine, I guess I'll go.
Gokan - Later Squall has a wet dream about a girl about his age and height with big boobs. Hey, don't look at me like that! Who's writing this, you or me? That’s what I thought. Anyways, moving on...
Location: Infirmary
Doc - Squall, you have finally awakened from your wet dream. You collapsed in the hall, you know.
Squall - Duhhh
Doc - Fuck you!
Squall - Suck it!
Doc - Ok :::Proceeds to suck it:::
Squall - AAAAHHHH!!! HELP! RAPE!
Doc - Hey, you offered. :::Tries to continue:::
Squall - :::Punches Doc in the forehead::: Get the hell off me! Am I done here yet?
Doc - Yes, you can go to class now. You might want to hurry. You’re late as it is.
Squall - Shit
Location: Classroom
Quistis - Now class, the SeeD Field Exam is today. Only the ones who passed the previous test may go. :::Enter Squall::: Oh Squall, nice cut.
Seifer - Ha Ha!
Squall - Suc... :::Thinks to self, remembers what happened earlier with the doc:: Uhhh.. Sut it bitch!
Seifer - You child-minded little shit. Come and sit at your desk and behave.
Quistis - Ok, class is dismissed. Everyone may go except Squall.
Squall - Arghh!
Seifer - Kinky!
Quistis - Yup!
Squall - Slut
Quistis - Ok Squall, you need to take my vibera... Uhhh... I mean, You need to take the field review before you can take the field exam. Ok? All you have to do is go to the Fire Cavern and get Ifrit
Squall - Ok... Back
Quistis - Wow, that was fast! Ok, go change into your uniform then meet me in the lobby.
End Act 1