Gokan - Welcome back to another FF8RW!
Ryo - Dammit, you stole that!
Gokan - What?
Ryo - The abbreviations!
Gokan - Ok, now you are really pissing me off! :::Charges up Chrono Shatter:::
Ryo - Ohhh, whatcha gonna do now, big man? Huh, huh?? Whatcha gonna do??
Gokan - THATS IT! :::Releases Chrono Shatter too early and it backfires. He dissappears.:::
Ryo - Uh... Big man??? Where did you go big man?? :::Waves arm around in empty are where Gokan once stood::: Uh... he's :::sniff, sniff::: gone! Oh well, I must do the intro for him then. Well, last time on FF8RW, Squall ditches the good stuff and trys to hit on Rinoa, miss goody goody. Will he succeed? Will he lose Zell as a homie? Can Selphie get over her nymphomania? Find out on FF8RW! Now on to the Rewrite.

Squall - :::To Rinoa::: Hey babe! :::Proceeds to rub her leg::: *RACK* OH! MOMMY!
Rinoa - Dont try that again.
Squall - :::In extreme pain::: O.... K.... :::Passes out:::
Zell - Haha!
Quistis - :::Enters room::: Hello guys.
Zell - Whats up Quistis?
Quistis - Well, we dont have to worry about Seifer. He's just been executed.
Rinoa - NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Zell - Heh
Squall - :::Regains consinceness::: Ohhh.. Pain... Nuts regaining feeling...
Quistis - What the hell happened to him?
Zell - He tried to make a move to quickly. Hehe, whiney little bitch.
Squall - Shut up. You wanna fight?
Zell - Fight? You? In your condition? Ha!
Squall - Shut up! Just, shut up!
:::A Gundam flies by being chased by an Eva unit:::
Selphie - Eek!
Quistis - Uh... Well, we have to wait by the front gate for our next assignment.
All - Yes ma'am!
:::All leaves room with Squall limping behind:::
Squall - Ouch. :::Steps::: Ouch. :::Steps::: Ouch.

Quistis - Ok, all we have to do now is wait.
Zell - Great! Enough time to... *WHACK* :::Falls to the ground:::
:::Conker runs away. A teddy bear and a couple of squirrels chasing it run by:::
Squall - Uhhhhhh...
Rinoa - Ok, now Ive seen it all.
:::A car drives up and the Galbadia Garden master steps out:::
Martine - Ok guys. Balamb and Galbadia got together to give you this assignment. You will require a Sharpshooter. For you, I introduce Irvine Kenny-Ass.
Irvine - Dammit, for the last time, its Kinneas, not Kenny-Ass!
Zell - Whoa! A hot chick!
Irvine - Uhhhh...
Zell - Hey babe! Wanna go on a date after this?
Irvine - :::Smacks Zell::: Dammit! Im a guy!
Zell - :::Rubbing face::: Owww... Damn, oops...
Martine - Well, you must now go to Deling City and assinate the Sorcerous. Ok, Im outta here! :::Gets in car and drives off:::
Squall - Sharpshooter... Kill Sorceress... Big whoop...
Zell - This should be easy.
Rinoa - Yawn
Selphie - ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Irvine - Lalala.... Ohhh butterflys! :::Whips out and cocks gun::: I HATE FRIGGIN BUTTERFLIES!!! :::Proceeds to shoot butterflies:::
Zell - AAAAHHHHHHHH!!! WATCH WHERE YOU AIM! MY HAIR IS TOO GOOD FOR THAT!
Squall - Lets get to the train station!
Irvine - :::Stops shooting::: Yes captain!

Announcer - Tokyo! Tokyo!
Squall - Uhhh...
Tenchi - SHIT! Were late!
Ryoko - Come Tenchi!
Sasami - Tenchi! Its that mean guy! :::Points to Squall:::
Gene - Wheres Aisha?
Asuka - Hell if I know... Damn, I want to destroy something...
Gene - Dammit, you already cut the damn taxi we took here in half!
Asuka - Oh, ya... Damn. :::Gets on train:::
Announcer - Deling City! Deling City!
Squall - Thats us! Lets hurry!
Zell - Right!
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