Final Fantasy VIII ReWrite Volume 12

::Portal opens up, Gokan gets dropped off by the Epoch::
Gokan - Finally, I, Gokan, have returned to the ReWrite!
Ryo - You frigging poser!
Rameriz - :::Appears::: I am the official repersentatve of the Omega Triad ReWrite Association. You two are a disgrace to the OTRWA! Now, what are we going to do with you two... Hmmmm... Let's see I could... Uhhh... ETERNAL STRUGLE!
Gokan - :::Tied together with Ryo::: Oh, great! This is all your fault!
Ryo - :::Tied together with Gokan::: What do you mean my fault? Your the one always butting in on my ReWrites!
Rameriz - Ok, you two have lost your speaking priviliges. You will now have to raise your hand if you wish to say anything more than two words. Now to the rewrite.


Train

Squall - Ok, all these damn people comeing in are getting really annoying!
Zell - So what, who cares about you bitch?
Squall - Do you mind?
Zelot - For Auir!
Squall - Rough Divide!
Seifer - :::Appears::: You missed him you bloody pethetic loser!
Rinoa - Arghh! I thought you were dead!
Seifer - Oh yeah, oops. :::Drops Dead:::
Zell - Now that's better!
Rinoa - Noooo! I loved him!
Squall - Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
Zell - Hehe...
Irvine - :::To Rinoa::: I love you!
Squall - Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Rinoa - :::Racks Irvine:::
Irvine - Owie :::Collapses:::
Quistis - Hey, Selphie? Wanna, uhh... go into the back room and, uhh... well you know...
Selphie - You bet!
Meredy - Hey! That Meredy's line!
Selphie - Uhhh sorry!
Meredy - You bet!
Raven - Hell is on...
Vegita - Get your ass back in the fucking cage for the last time!
Anouncer - We have now arrived at Deling. Have a nice day!
All - Thank you!
:::Zell runs out of the back room with a joint in his mouth:::
Squall - Goddammit! I told you not to do that any more!
Zell - Fuck off, bitch!
Rinoa - Why are you so strict to poor little Zell? :::Gives Zell a kiss on the cheek:::
Squall - Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zell - Shut up, bitch...
Clown - ...Give me your tippy toes!
Squall - No, they're mine! You can't have them!
Quistis - Ok, let's just go.
Selphie - Right, honey! Err... I mean, Quistis!
Zell - Uhhh...
Rinoa - Ummm...
Squall - Riiiight...
Irvine - All right! Hot lesbien sex! Yee Hawww!!!! *SMACK* Ouch!


Deling square

Squall - Ok, we have to go to Caraway Mansion.
Zell - Fine.
Rinoa - Let's go!
Selphie - Weeeeeeeee!
Quistis - Shhhh!
Gregory - So, how much are you paying me for dragging this useles mortal around?
Irvine - I'm not useless!
Gregory - :::Kicks Irvine in the nuts again::: Shut up, bitch...
Clown - ...Give me your tippy toes!
Irvine - Owie :::Passes out again:::
Rinoa - Dipshit.
Zell - Oh, look! Caraway Mansion!
Squall - Let's just go.


Caraway Mansion

Guard - Sorry, I can't let you in unless you have something I want.
Zell - Like what?
Guard - Well... you know... uhh... weed!
Squall - Zell, give me your bag.
Zell - No!
Squall - Give it.
Zell - Fine.
Squall - Here you go.
Guard - Go on in!
Squall - Ok, let's go in then.
Zell - Yes Sir!


Caraway Mansion

Squall - Hey, Zell, can I talk to you in another room?
Zell - What now?


Other Room

Squall - :::Brings out his pipe:::
Zell - Heh. I thought you were to good for that stuff now.
Squall - Well, ya know, trying to get a girl and all these damn crossover things get rather stressful...
Zell - Oh... Alright!
:::They smoke up and exit:::


Office

Irvine - Huh? Ehh... Where am I?
Selphie - Oooh! I know! On the floor!
Mihoshi - ...and I thought I was stupid... :::Turns and walks off... into a pole:::
Selphie - Fuck off bitch!
Tenchi - My, such foul language...
Squall - Just fucking go away, I dont need your shit today!
Tenchi - EEKS!
:::General Caraway enters:::
Caraway - ...Stop looking at me!
Rinoa - BE NICE ASSHOLE!!!
Caraway - Ack! Ok, ok!
Squall - Oh, great, she's at it again...
Rinoa - What do you mean, again? *SMACK*
Squall - Owww! That hurt!
Rinoa - Good. Maybe you will behave now.
Squall - *sniff* Yes Mommy.
Ryoko - :::Snickering::: Hehe, he's calling her... MOMMY!
Misaki - Errr... :::Pounces Ryoko:::
Squall - Um... Ok. Moving along now!
Vash - Come on people, stop fighting! Remember, this world is made of... LOVE AND PEACE!!!
Meryl - Vash, shut up.
Milly - Come on, Mr. Vash, me must get going!
Vash - Awww... You guys take all the fun out of it. :::Sulks off:::

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