:::Gokan and Ryo come in hopping bound together:::
Gokan - Damn you, Ram-Your-Ass!
Ryo - It WAS partly your fault...
Gokan - If my hands werent currently fused to my sides... I would SO smack your DUMB ASS right now!
Rameriz - Now, now, children!
Gokan - Feck off!
Ryo - ...why me?

Squall - Why are we here? Come on, breif us!
General Caraway - Ok, first off, I am NOT GAY!
Irvine - We didn't even ask if you were gay...
Rinoa - :::Smacks Irvine::: Shut up!
Irvine - :::Flying off::: WEEEEEEEE!!!!
Pochi - Hey you little bastard! Thats MY line, Jackass!
Vash - Come now, guys. Dont fight. Remember, this world is made of---
Meryl - Shut up!
Vash - Awwww... :::Walks off:::
Squall - ...Riiiiight.
Caraway - Anyways, you know that you are to assinate the bitch... I mean Witch...
Quistis - Its the Sorcerous.
Caraway - Right. I meant Sorcerous. Ya. Anyways, there will be two teams. You, you and you! :::Points to Zell, Quistis, and Selphie::: You are on one team. The rest are on the other. Ok, thats all. Bye! :::leaves:::
Squall - Asshole!
Zell - Ya, really! He didnt even give us any real instructions! ...Damn. I need to piss. Ill be back! :::Runs off:::
Squall - I think I may need to check on him... :::Follows:::

Zell - Yes, Finally! My precious WEED!!! :::Pulls out his bong::: My baby, how Ive missed you so. Dont worry, Ill get you the water you diserve!
*Knock, Knock*
Squall - What the hell are you doing in there? I dont hear any pissing? Remember, we have a sorcerous to kill... So you better hurry up...
Zell - SHIT! Uh.. I mean... I had to crap. Im almost done!
Squall - Good. Hurry up dammit!

Quistis - Ill take Zell... When ever he gets here... And Selphie in here.
Squall - Irvine and I will get to the Carosel. Remember, when the clock hits Midnight, hit the switch, and we will be raised into position.
Zell - :::Running up::: IM HERE!!! WAIT UP!!!
Quistis - About damn time...

Quistis - Shit! I forgot my Vibrator at the Mansion with Rinoa! Ill be back!
Zell - Do you really need that? Well, Hurry.
Selphie - Please dont leave me alone with him!!!
Zell - Hey! Im not THAT bad!
Selphie - Please! Hurry!
Quistis - Ok, Ill be back.

Squall - Ok, Were in position. Now we wait with the croud till it starts.
Irvine - Right.

Quistis - Hey, Rinoa? Can I have my VibraMaster 5000 back?
Rinoa - Alright. Im done with it. Here.
Quistis - Thank you! :::Leaves:::

Squall - Its starting now.
Irvine - Ok, lets get into position!
Squall - Lets move!
:::They go to the Carosel:::

Quistis - Ok, Im back!
Zell - :::Zips pants::: Good, I just finished.
Quistis - Uh... Maybe I shouldnt have left...
Zell - Hey, I just took a piss, do you mind?
Selphie - Ya... He forgot to zip.
:::Ryo Facefalts into the scene, gets up, and runs back off screen:::
Quistis - Right...
Zell - Uh, Oh! Look, Its 3 minutes till!
Selphie - Alright! :::Prepares to pull switch:::

Squall - Are you ready?
Irvine - Jacked up and good to go!
:::Sorcerous' float moves under gate:::
Squall - Take Aim!

Selphie - Time! :::Pulls switch:::
:::Gates lower and trap the float in:::

Seifer - Hah! Fool! You were always a weekling! Now I shall crush you like the insect you--- *DOINK*
Squall - :::Pokes him with the Gunblade:::
Seifer - AHHHH!!!! THE PAIN!!! YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! ...you may have one this one... BUT I WILL BE BACK!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OWWWWWW!!!! :::Anonomously dissappears:::
Gokan - What? You STILL dont like Anonomous?
Sorcerous - You fool! You killed my lover... Whoops.. I meant, My Bodyguard! Die now! :::Casts Blizardra and launches a large Ice Lance at Squall:::
Rinoa - NOOO!!! Not his virgin ass!!!
Irvine - That has to hurt...
Squall - Owwww... :::Keels over and dies:::
Rinoa - NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! BUT I LOVED HIM!!!!!!
Irvine - Wow... Thats 2 for 2 now... What luck! *RACK*
Rinoa - :::Kicks Irvine in the balls:::

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