:::Music plays in background, *Celebrate Good Times!*:::
Gokan - Yeah! We finally did it! We got past the First Disk!!!
Ryo - Yes, thats great, but calm down. ...I think he has had a little TOO much Wild Turkey...
Gokan - What the hell do you mean by that? ARE YOU SAYING THAT IM A DRUNK???
Sha'Dol - Uh, I think I must agree, Ryo. We should restrain him...
Ryo - Ok! :::Pulls out Bokken::: Zen Ma Ken! :::Jumps up and comes down landing Bokken on Gokan's head. Gokan promptly passes out:::
Sha'Dol - Dammit... You always take all the fun out of it... When are you going to give me a chance?
Ryo - Ill let you take care of him next Volume.
Sha'Dol - Alright!
Gokan - :::Comes to, promptly gets up::: Alright! Im good for at least another 187 bottles!
:::Ryo and Sha'Dol facefault:::

Laguna - :::Wakes up, clutches head::: Oy... What a hangover! I guess thats what 517 shots of Moonshine really does to you... I think that I may not go that far next time...
:::All of a sudden everything stops and completely freezes up:::
Laguna - What the hell? Everything just stopped... What the hell is that draft I feel?
:::Looks up and sees a strange round hole in the celing with a strange face staring at him:::
Laguna - HEY YOU FRIGGIN IDIOT!!! CLOSE THE GODDAMMED LID! WHAT, DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE A SPRING IN HERE OR SOMETHING???
:::Hand reaches out, and lid closes. Everything resumes.:::
Laguna - Ok son, look into the liiight! *CLICK*

---End Dream---

Zell - Damn! I cant believe we got busted...
Quistis - Well... ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!
Zell - EEP! Why me?
Rinoa - Well, it IS your fault, Zell. You had weed on you.
Zell - I wasnt intending for us to get searched...
Selphie - Well, we did. And Irvine got away... Bastard! HE SHOULD BE IN HERE WITH US!!!
Crono - So, what are you guys in for?
Zell - Attempted assassination of the Sorcerous. You?
Crono - Kidnapping of the Princess of Guardia... I was wrongly accused...
Guard - Shut up before I throw you in the brig!
Selphie - Correction, we ARE in the brig...
Guard - Uh, ya, well... Shut up! Oh, ya, and Miss Rinoa, come with me.
Rinoa - Eek! Well, I guess its my time...
Zell - NOOOOOO!!!!!!

Squall - Whoa! What a head trip... Heh. I thought I was dead. :::Looks up::: EEP! :::Closes eyes and puts head down::: There's no place like home, there's no place like ho--- *THWAK*
Seifer - Here's Johnny!
Squall - AHHH!!! MOMMY!!! :::Runs into wall:::
Seifer - Oh boy! We've got ourselves a real live one here! Ok boys! Lower cell 517 to Deck 187!
:::Arm seperates and moves cell to lower deck. Guards take Squall out and into a different room where he is tied up to the wall.:::
Seifer - :::Enters::: Ok, NOW we are going to try some SHOCK therepy! :::Wickedly evil grin:::
Squall - Ah! No, dont, please!
Seifer - Secure him down boys! Alright, now what button was that again? I think Ill try this one... :::Presses button, an explosion can be felt in the distance::: I think I may have made a BIIIG mistake!! Oh well. Lets try this one!
:::One hour later:::
Seifer - Ok, Im SURE its this one!
:::Presses button, Squall gets shocked the hell out of him:::
Squall - AHHHHH!!!!
Seifer - He's alive, HES ALIVE!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Squall - I feel so alive!
Seifer - ...for the very LAST time! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Squall - Awww, shiii---

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