Gokan/Narrator - Hello lady’s and gentlemen, ho's and pimps... ok, maybe this is over doing it. Anyway, this is the second act of
the FFVIII Rewrite. I assume that if you are reading this now, that means that you have already read the first act and have at least enjoyed it somewhat. Well,
enough about that shit. ::: Does Firea for no particular reason ::: I hate being polite. So, let’s get to the fun shit, shall we?

Field Exam Part 1
Location: Squall's Dorm

Gokan - Squall is in his dorm getting dressed. Ohh, undies! Wait, Squall is a guy. Damn. ::: Smacks self::: Owww. Anyways, Squall is getting dressed for the SeeD
Field Exam. Will he encounter any new people along the way? Maybe, but you will have to find out on your own.

Squall - Finally, some peace and quiet. No one to bother me. Not even Quistis, what a slut. Yeah, I've got time to think! Hmmm... I wonder if that girl with the big boobs I dreamt about really exists. I wonder if I'll make it in Seed. Hey! I have time to hit the bong! ::: Gets out a 10 foot bong and proceeds to load the bowl ::: Weee! Hahaha! Look at the pink elephants and purple hills! Weeeeee!!!

::: Loud knocking on the door - Enter Quistis :::

Quistis - Damn it Squall! Get the hell off the damn floor! This is not time for a high, it's time to go! We will miss the flash boat if we don’t hurry!

Squall - Shit, I forgot that we actually have to travel to the site. ::: To Quistis in childish voice ::: Coming Mother!!!

Quistis - Ok son, I'll be waiting in the car with your brother.

Squall - Ok Mommy!

Gokan - They are not really related, just in case you got confused.

Location: Main Lobby

Quistis - Squall! Over here!

Squall - I thought you said you would be in the car!

Quistis - I was playing along with your stupid ass antics damn it. Now get serious.

Squall - What is this serious thing you keep talking about Mom?

Quistis - I TOLD YOU TO STOP WITH THE CHILDISH ANTICS!!! ::: Smacks Squall upside the head :::

Squall - Owww... Ok, I'll stop Mo... I mean, Quistis.

Quistis - Good, I was afraid I was going to have to smack you harder. Anyways, on to business, I must tell you about the Field Exam

Squall - Ok, go ahead.

Quistis - Great. We are going to assign your squads. You are in Squad B.

Squall - Cool. B is good, I guess.

Quistis - Great, I’m glad you are happy with it. By the way, Seifer is your Squad Leader.

Squall - ::: Face Faults ::: That was a low blow Quistis, It really was.

Seifer - HA HA!

Squall - ::: Growls at Seifer :::

Quistis - Now cut it out boys. Also I must introduce you to your partner, Zell.

Zell - ::: Flips in to the scene and proceeds to show off a bunch of punches, kicks, and other moves ::: What’s up?

Squall - Oh great, a fricking show off.

Zell - Actually, I'm a really nice guy. I only show off to people I first meet, people I want to prove I am better than, and , of course, to the ladies. ::: Turns and winks to Quistis :::

Quistis - Ooohhhh, Kinky!

Seifer - NO ONE IS BETTER THAN ME!!!

Zell - ::: To Squall ::: Is he always like that??

Squall - Oh ya.

Zell - Damn, this is going to suck.

Squall - Oh ya. He is our squad leader.

Seifer- Move out troops!!

Squall / Zell - Uhhhh...

Location: Parking Lot

Seifer - I'm gonna drive!

Squall - No, me!

Zell - No, me!

::: continues on for a few minutes :::

Quistis - SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!

All - Yes Ma'am!

Quistis - Oh, so you want to be smart asses? Fine! ::: Does Blizzarga :::

All - SHIT THAT’S COLD!

Quistis - Damn right! Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.

Seifer - Damn it, shut up bitch, and drive!

Zell - He He

Squall - ::: Stars circling head ::: Look at all the pretty colors!

Zell - Great, I’m the only sane one here.

Quistis - What about me?? GET IN THE DAMN CAR!!!

Zell - My point exactly

Seifer - I have an idea! Let’s get in the car!

All - Ok

Location: In the car on the way to the docks

Squall - So... What exactly are we doing for the Field Exam again?

Quistis - You'll see when we get there.

::: The car suddenly hits a bump. Ironically, Zell was opening his door at the moment. (No one is exactly sure as to why this is at the time) He falls out of the car, rolls for a while, and does a couple thousand back flips :::

Zell - Hey guys! Wait! Stop! Come on guys, you can hear me!! I think... ::: Busts out crying :::

::: The car does a U-Turn and they come back to get Zell :::

Zell - Thank God!

All - Just get in damn it!

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