Gokan - Welcome back to the Final Fantasy VIII ReWrite! This is the fourth edition of the ReWrite, hopefully we’ll finish this annoying field exam thing. If I knew it would take this long to do this bloody forsaken thing, I wouldn’t of put it in. Oh well, here we go!

Gokan - Zell, Squall, and Selphie are in the Dollet Communications Tower so they decide to stop for a while…
Zell - Should we… Uhhh, you know…
Squall - What? Selphie - No! I’m still a virgin!
Zell - NOT THAT!!!
Selphie - Oh. Damn.
Zell - Let’s smoke up!
Squall - Oh hell ya! Hehehe… :::Squall gets his pipe:::
:::They smoke about 10 pounds of weed before they decide to get off their lazy arses. They get on the elevator and go up.:::
Biggs - Al… most… Got… it!
Wedge - Hurry the hell up! We don’t to make them mad now, do we? :::Walks off:::
:::Enter Squad B::: Squall - What the hell are you doing?
Biggs - Uhhh… Nothing!
Squall - My ass!
Biggs - Ok, fine! You got me. I’m trying to get porn on my TV but this pirated cable box won’t work.
Squall - Ya, well… Your mom!
Biggs - Uhhh… actually, I’m trying to see my mom’s new movie…
Everyone - :::face fault:::
Zell - Your mom is a porn star?
Biggs - Ya! One of the best!
Squall - HENTAI!!!!! Im gonna kick your perverted arses to the moon!
Biggs - Allow us to introduce ourselves. I am Biggs.
Selphie - …the Pervert!
Biggs - Shut up.
Wedge - And I’m a wedge… err… I am Wedge!
Zell - Hey… Didn’t you guys die in Final Fantasy 7?
Biggs :::to Wedge::: - They know our secret!
Wedge :::to Biggs::: - They must die now!

Biggs - Great! This is all I need, a battle! :::Shoots gun:::
Squall - :::Uses GF Ifrit:::
Biggs - OOHH!! HOT! HOT! HOT!
Selphie - :::Pulls a missile from God know where:::
Biggs/Squall/Zell/Wedge - :::Face Fault:::
Squall - Uh, is that safe?
Selphie - Uhhh… Not really. :::Fires Missile anyways:::
Wedge - OH SHI… :::Gets smacked in face by big missile. Promptly dies there after:::
Zell - :::Uses Limit Break:::
Biggs - :::Getting beaten up::: Owww… Eek… Ahhh! THE PAIN! MAKE IT STOP! :::Jumps off edge of tower:::
Squall - What the hell?
:::Enter Big Friggin Monster:::
BFM - :::Sees Selphie and proceeds to whack off:::
Selphie - I’m offended!
Squall - Well… It seems to like you!
Selphie - HENTAI! :::Slugs Squall:::
Squall - WAHHHHH!!!!!
Zell - NOOOOOO! Its bigger than mine!!!!!!!!
Squall - Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…
BFM - :::Acidic Spooge Attack:::
Selphie - EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Squall - Not that’s just nasty…
Zell - :::Uses Shiva:::
Bfm - :::Freezes, falls off edge of tower and shatters:::
:::Enter Seifer:::
Seifer - Very good! Thank god I helped or you would have all been dead!
Zell - Bull shit! Ass!
Squall - Yes Ass!
Selphie - You need your squad to report at the beach in 30 minutes or the boats leave without you.
Seifer - Ok. :::Leaves:::
:::Others Leave:::
Biggs - :::Oh the ground::: Hehehe… I’m still alive! Now to activate Spidey! :::Presses button, then dies:::

Zell - AHHHH!! It’s a giant robotic spider!
Squall - Run!
Selphie - :::Instant Transmission to beach:::
Goku - Hey that’s my move bitch! I’m gonna call my lawyer! :::Sees Spider::: Eeeeep! Maybe another time! :::Teleports away:::
Zell - Run like hell!!!
:::They made it to the beach and Quistis turns the spider in to a leaky piece of metal:::

Squall - It’s good to see home again! I’m going to my room. I’m coming, my precious herb! Hehehehe!
Zell - Bye!
Selphie - Bye Hun!
Squall - Hun?
Announcement - :::DING::: All field exam students please report to the 2nd floor hallway thank you! :::DING:::
Squall - DAMMIT! EVERYTIME!!!! WHY ME?????????

Staff - Ok. The following people qualified: Zell, Selphie, Squall, and Nina.
Everyone - Who the hell is Nina????
Staff - Ok. Have a nice day! Everyone go back to your rooms, people who qualified go to the Head Master’s office.

Cid - Congratulations everyone!
:::To Squall::: - Be careful. Someone’s been in your room stealing your weed.
:::To Selphie::: - Come back later… Hehehe… :::Wink, wink:::
:::To Zell::: - Don’t kill me!
:::To Nina::: - Who the hell are you?
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