Gokan - Welcome again ladies and gentlemen, to anther Final Fantasy VIII ReWrite! Well to say the least, I think I made Volume 3 too long and Volume 4 too short. Oh well, I did get a lot done. Anyways, let's get ready to rumble!
Squall - I hate big monsters that whack off too much...
::knock knock::
Selphie - It's me! Head Master Cid told me to tell you to get your arse dressed and get down to the damn party!
Squall - Huh? Party? Nobody told me there was a party... I'll bring the keg!
Selphie - No, not that kind of party! It's a formal party to celebrate us becoming seeds.
Squall - Oh, damn. Ok... :::rustling::: ...Stupid piece of shit uniform... OUCH! I think I pierced my nipple... Cool I did... Errrr, every time I... errrr... Ok done!
Squall - Yep! All I've got to do is lay low for the remainder of the time. Ohhh! Champaigne! Nothing wrong with getting just a little drunk. Heh, a little... Hehehe...
Girl - Hey! Why are you just standing here? Why don’t you dance?
Squall - Well... umm... :::mumbling::: I don’t know how to dance...
Girl - Huh? What did you say? I'm having trouble hearing you.
Squall - I... can't... dance!
Girl - Oh, is that all? Come, I'll show you!
Squall - Huh? Uh, no, that's alright.
Girl - Why?
Squall - Uhhh...
Girl - :::Grabs him and drags him out onto the dance floor:::
Squall - Arghhh! Stop pulling! Your gonna rip my arm off!
Girl - Stop whining! Now let's dance.
Squall - Fine.
:::They dance for a while. The girl suddenly disappears while he is distracted. Squall heads out onto the balcony:::
Quistis - So, you will dance with a girl you don’t know but you won't make out with me?
Squall - I was forced! Plus, you are my teacher!
Quistis - Does that really matter? Meet me in the secret area in the training area later tonight.
Squall - Oh, great! What have I got myself into?
Squall - Great, I'm all by myself with no help what so ever... Ohhh! What’s this weird bluish thing? Looks like some kind of portal! Eek! I can feel it sucking! :::Pulls arm away::: I better get to the secret area. :::Runs off:::
Quistis - Well, are you ready?
Squall - Ready for what?
Quistis - You said you would make out with me!
Squall - I never said that!
Quistis - Oh, well, let's do it anyways!
Squall - Uhh... I got to go! Just remembered, big important meeting! Hehehehe! :::Runs Off:::
Quistis - Damn.
Squall - Owww... Hang... Over! Better get breakfast.
Zell - Anyone sitting here? :::Points to empty seat next to Squall:::
Squall - Yeah, George.
Zell - Who?
Squall - He’s sitting right there! Can't you see him?
Zell - Whatever. :::Sits down:::
Squall - Noooooo!!!!!! YOU KILLED GEORGE! YOU BASTARD!!!
Zell - Riiiiiight...
Announcement - *DING* All new Seeds report to Head Master's office, NOW! *DING*
Squall/Zell - DAMN IT!!!
Cid - Ok people, you need to go to Timber and help them get their independence.
All - Yes Sir!
Cid - Squall, you will be captain.
Squall - Kick Ass!
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Gokan - Yes, it's the end cause I say! So quit your damn whining!