Gokan - Welcome to your nightmare! Yes the FF8 ReWrite! So who hates me? Oh, hehe, SquareSoft does! Shit, on to the ReWrite! :::Runs Off:::

Squall - Just great! I've got a hangover and now I have to go to Timber! Why? To help claim their independence! WHY ME??????
Zell - Simor down now!
Squall - Err...
Selphie - Hello!
Zell/Squall - Oh great.
Squall - Let me guess, your coming too?
Selphie - Yep!
Squall - WHERE IS THE PEACE? WHERE IS THE JUSTICE?
Zell - Oh, I'm sure it's around here somewhere.
Squall - WHERE IS IT?
Zell - Oh, here it is! :::Bashes Squall over the head with a frying pan:::
Washuu - Hehehe... Hello!
Squall - :::Regaining concienceness::: Get out of here shorty!
Zell - I wish they would quit doing that...
Tenchi - Were you rude to Miss Washuu?
Squall - Yeah. Why?
Tenchi - You will pay for your insolence! :::Draws Sword Tenchi:::
Squall - Ha! :::Draws Gunblade::: How is this sword, bitch?
Tenchi - :::Cuts the blade off the Gunblade:::
Squall - AHHHH!!! NOW YOU DIE!!! :::Shoots at Tenchi:::
Tenchi - Oh Shit! It's a gun too?
Washuu - Why the hell do you think its called a GUNblade?
Tenchi - Oh... Damn. :::Runs off:::
Zell - Let's go before the rest of the cast appears.
Squall - Ok come on Zell, Selphie, and Sasami! Huh? Sasami?
Sasami - Hello! Would you like to buy some Jurai Scout Cookies?
Squall - Arghhh!!! Run for all that is sane!
Sasami - What did I do to deserve this? Waaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Where’s my mommy?
Misaki - I'm right here honey! :::Glares at Squall::: DID YOU DO THIS TO MY SASAMI???
Squall/Zell/Selphie - AAAAHHHHH!!!! RUN!!!!!! :::Run Off:::

Squall - Run,run run!
Zell - Huff, huff, huff!
Selphie - Stumble, trip, slip, fall!
Ryoko - Phase, phase, phase!
All - :::Face Fault:::
Ryoko - Stop dammit!
Zell/Selphie/squall - :::Stop, Crash:::
Ryoko - You made Sasami cry! Now its time to pay! :::Forms ki sword:::
Ayeka - Excuse me Miss Ryoko, but I will be taking care of this matter!
Ryoko - No, you badly mistaken. I will handle this.
Ayeka - Dammit! It's my sister!
:::Quarreling starts and lasts a while, then an explosion arises and they’re gone:::
Squall - Great! They blew themselves up! Let's get the hell out of here!

Squall - Ok! We’ve past the peanut gallery! We can get to the train now.
Zell - Why are we taking off so fast? Don’t we have time for a joint or something?
Squall - No! Because... We... Are... L-A-T-E! If you are literate, that spells late! Now lets go! And I better confiscate this! :::Grabs joint from Zell:::
Zell - Dammit!!
Washuu - I'm back!
Squall - How... what... the... blue... hell... is... going... on?????????
Zell - If you didn’t understand my psychotic friend, he said: "What the hell is going on, did some kind of experiment go wrong so that a portal opened and now other characters can now cross over to here?"
Squall - ...
Selphie - ...
Washuu - And that is why it is so perfect!
All - :::Double Face Fault:::
Mihoshi - What's this button do? :::Poke, BOOM::: Ouch! :::Cough:::
Washuu - Myself and dipshit over there, were watching DragonBall Z. When dumass tryed to pull off one of those cool ki-blasts, she bumped my intergalactic converter. It opened a rift and now characters from everywhere are able to enter this world.
Squall - Great! And when, may I ask, is this rift supposed to close? Washuu - If my calculations are correct, and they always are, in about... oh... one billion years!
All - :::Face Fault x100000::: Squall - We have to catch this train now, so please excuse us!
Washuu - Ok! But be forwarned, we are not the only ones who can cross over.
Squall - :::Scarcastically::: Oh, fun!
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