Gokan - Yes, I am here with another enjoyable volume of FF8 ReWrite! Ok, here we go.

Squall - Ok, this is really fucked up right here. Why is there a friggen rift here so other stupid morons can cross over?
Zell - Ya! We are the only stupid morons allowed here!
Squall - Shut up, Zell.
Zell - Oh, ok.
Vegita - Im not a moron. One more remark like that, you pathetic Earthlings, and I shall cut off your tongues, and shove them, along with a petucarlry large Ki blast, up your asses. Understood?
All - Eep! Yes!
Selphie - :::Walks in to the room and sees Vegita::: Ohhhh, cute!
Vegita - CUTE? Me, the greatest warrior in the entire universe, CUTE????
Selphie - :::Runs off crying:::
Zell - Damn.
Squall - Heres an idea, maybe if we ignore them, they will go away! :::Closes eyes, plugs ears, and starts humming:::
Vegita - Im still here you foolish beeings.
Squall - DAMN! Ok, we are going to Timber to finish our mission. Vegita, how about you keep the crossovers in line, and kindly dont destroy this planet.
Vegita - Fine. Why I am taking orders from lower mortals, I dont know, but I have nothing better to do.

Squall - Ok, now what was that code?
Waats - Hello, its beonquit here for sometime.
Squall - But, the crossovers are here!
Waats - Heh?
Zell - Oh great, just fuck up the code!
Squall - Oops!
Waats - You got most of it, come with me.

Dolt - Ok Squall, go wake up the Princess.
Squall - Fine.
:::Squall heads down the corridor and comes to her room. He finds out that she is the girl from the other night:::
Squall - :::To self::: This is getting really fucked up.
Squall - Uh... Hi! Ummm...
Rinoa - Hi, my names Rinoa! :::She jumps onto him:::
Squall - Ahhhh
Rinoa - Ok, lets go. Oh ya, watch out for Cujo.
Squall - Huh?
Rinoa - My dog.
Squall - :::Gets jumped by Cujo::: AAARRRRGGGGHHH!
Rinoa - Hehehe
Squall - Bitch
:::They go back down the corridor and get back to the main room:::
Zell - Come on, hurry up and pass it before they get back!
Waats - Hang on, I just got it, Selphie almost wasted it!
Squall - What the fuck are you doing?
Waats - :::Swallows Joint::: Nothing!
Rinoa - Smoking again, I see! Well, at least its not those damn PlayBoys.
Waats - Hey, lay off!
Rinoa - Shut up and lets got to the planning room.

Rinoa - Ok, were going to hijack the Galbadia President's train.
Zell - And, how are we going to pull this off...
Raven - :::Runs around the room::: DEATH TO US ALL!!!!! WERE ALL GOING TO HELL!!!!!
Squall - What the hell?
Vegita - :::Flys into room::: Dammit! Get your ass back in the cage!
Raven - Dammit! I was having fun. I SHALL RETURN!!!!!! :::Runs out, chased by Vegita:::
Zell - Riiiiight.
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