Gokan - Were back with another tormenting volume of FF8 ReWrite! Lets get this show on the road!

Squall - Ok, start explaning your little plan on hijacking the President's train car.
Rinoa - Alright, there are two junction points. We must unjunction our car at the first point, and the President's at the second.
Zell - Great! Lets do it!
::: At that moment a coke bottle cap flys by, being chased by Zidane, Garnet, Vivi, and Sterner. Followed by Mindy and buttons, then the Animaniacs being chased by Ralph the Securty Guard:::
Vegita - :::Chasing the group of renagades::: DAMMIT! I TOLD YOU TO GET YOUR ASSES BACK IN THE PORTAL! YOU ARE ILLEAGLELY IN THIS WORLD! YOU HAVE NOT BEEN THROUGH REGISTRATION!!!! :::Chases them out of the room:::
Zell - Uhhhhh, maybe I shouldnt ask.
Squall - This is really getting out of hand. :::Runs out and trys to board up the portal, which busts out with a Gundam:::
Selphie - Ohhhh, Sexy!
Squall - :::Nearly crushed::: Owwww.
Zell - Selphie, will you ever learn?
Squall - Ok, maybe if we ignore it, it will go away.
Zell - Uh, Squall? We tried that already, remember?
Squall - I cant hear you, Im ignoring. LALALA!
:::Sailor Moon pops out of the portal:::
Vegita - At the end of the line, come on people, single file! We have a lot of Crossover Passport that need to get assigned!
Greg the Grim Reaper - Name?
Conker - Conker.
Greg the Grim Reaper - Surname?
Conker - The Squirrel.
Greg the Grim Reaper - Oh bloody hell, you would just have to be a bloody Squirrel, wouldnt you. I hate Squirrels almost as much as Cats.
Conker - And, why would that be?
Greg the Grim Reaper - Ahh, shut up and feck off you little prick.
Vegita - Good job Death.
Greg the Grim Reaper - ITS NOT DEATH! Its Greg the Grim Reaper! Get it right you bloody prick! By the way, what are you paying me for this?
Vegita - Uhhh, that will be discussed at a later time.
Greg the Grim Reaper - Errrr...
Squall - Arghh, Ok, time for a last resort. :::Whips out cell phone and dials 1-800-DIE-JEWS::: Yes, may I speak to Hitler? Yes, I have a bunch of Jews I need to dispose of. Yes Ill pay 750,000 Gil for the Concentration Camp complete with Gas Chamber.
:::Switch to Hitler's place in Germany:::
Stalin - :::Runs by Hitlers Mansion::: Gotta blow shit up! Mwa hahahaha! :::Stops in front of mansion for a little while, then runs off laughing menaically while the mansion goes up in a giant fireball:::
Squall - SHIT! It didnt work.
Rinoa - Forget these peop.. um, er, things, and lets get to our mission. The President's Train is beside us.
Squall - Ok
:::The squad get on top of the train, and jump ofer to the President's train, then get in the car to confront the President:::
Rinoa - President Deling?
President - You think Im the President? HAHAHAHAHA!!! Well, Im not! Im a fake! HAHAHA!
Squall - Heh, how bout you just give in, and sign the people into independence? Fake President - HAHAHAHAHA!!! No.
Squall - Fine then, we will just have to kill you!

Fake President - HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Just what are you going to do to me???? I AM IMMORTAL!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :::Sees Rinoa::: Ohhhh, hot! How about you leave these fools and join me in the back car, wink, wink, nudge, nudge...
Rinoa - DIE PERVERT!!!!!!!! :::Kicks the Prez in the balls:::
Fake President - OH SHIT! :::Keels over and dies:::
Zell - :::To Squall:: Remind me not to fuck with her!
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