Final Fantasy VIII ReWrite Volume 9

Gokan - Well, Its time for another exciting adventure of...
Ryo - :::Butts in::: Chrono Trigger!!!
Gokan - :::Smacks Ryo::: Goddamnit, This is MY FRIGGEN REWRITE! YOU STAY THE HELL OUT OF IT!!!!
Ryo - Hehehe. Well, your intros are always so short and boring! You need to spice things up a bit.
Gokan - What the hell do you mean, "spice things up"? I dont need a big intro to make my ReWrite good, unlike someone I know...
Ryo - What the hell do you mean by that? Are you talking about me???
Gokan - Yes, anyways, I have a story to tell, so FECK OFF, you little prick!
Ryo - Very well, Ill let you off this time, but next time you wont be so damn lucky! :::Phases Off:::
Gokan - Whatever, now to the matter at hand... :::Imitating Mills Lane::: LETS GET IT ON!


Timber Hideout

Zell - That was a rather pointless trip.
Rinoa - Shut up!
Zell - Does anyone have a pipe, a bong, anything???
Selphie - Oh great, he's feining again.
Squall - Selphie, go get... THE BAG!
Selphie - Alright!
Zell - Gotta have some weed, gotta have some weed!
Squall - Dammit, calm down! AND STOP CLIMBING THE WALLS!
Zell - :::Drops off the celing::: Fine.
Selphie - Got it! :::Throws bag at Squall:::
Squall - WHOA!!! No throwing! Very delicate!
Rinoa - I shall think of a play while you guys... uh... you know...
Zell - Whoo Hoo! :::Whips out bong:::
Selphie - Ohhhh, Ten foot bong! Kinky!
Squall - Arghh! Wait, Zell, I thought you didnt have a bong, you were asking us for one earlier.
Zell - Uhhhh... DAMN! Anyways, Selphie, maybe you should go into the back room and deal with your problems.
Selphie - Ok, does anyone want to come with me?
All - Uhhhh... Thats ok, we will wait for you here.
Selphie - Awww, fine. Ill be back. :::Runs off to the back room:::
:::Suddenly a portal opens up out of nowhere, and Raven jumps out:::
Raven - Ha! I told you I would return!
Vegita - :::Flys out of portal::: Dammit, get back in your cage!
Raven - Awww, damn, I was having fun! :::Goes back into portal:::
:::A line of people forms out of the portal:::
Greg the Grim Reaper - Name?
Goku - Goku.
Greg the Grim Reaper - Surname?
Goku - Uhh.. I dont know... Im a Saiyan though!
Greg the Grim Reaper - Oh bloody hell, not another fecking Saiyan. Thats it, I quit! Im not getting paid enough for this bloody job anyway. :::Dissapears:::
Squall - Ignoring... ignoring...
Mindy - Whatcha doin?
Squall - Ignoring you.
Mindy - Why?
Squall - Because you are annoying.
Mindy - Why?
Squall - :::Uses Firega::
Mindy - :::On fire::: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! :::Runs off:::
Rinoa - I finally have a plan!
Selphie - :::Walks out of back room::: Im done with the room. Its a little messy though.
Zell - I didnt need to hear that! Cant you see that Im trying to smoke???
Rinoa - Riiight... Anyways, were gonna infiltrate the TV Station so we can say our Declaration of Independance over the TV.
Squall - Ok! Lets move out! Vegita, hold down the fort, or should I say, portal.
Vegita - Yeah, just get the hell out of my way.
Squall - Uh, sure thing! :::Leaves:::
Conker - Oh, look, a tail! Yea, more lives for me!
Greg the Grim Reaper - :::Reappears::: Ah, bloody hell, you really make my job difficult.
Conker - Uh, am I supposed to really care?
Greg the Grim Reaper - Piss off, you little prick. :::Dissapears:::
Gokan - After a little whi... :::WHACK:::
Ryo - Shut up bitch! Gimme your tippy toes!
Gokan - Ow, man! What the hell did you just hit me with, a frying pan or somethin? :::WHACK::: AHHH, that shit still hurt, man!
Ryo - DAMMIT DIE!!! :::WHACK:::
Gokan - Screw you man! :::Summons Diablos:::
Ryo - Eep! ILL GET YOU!!! :::Runs off, chased by Diablos:::
Gokan - Damn little bitch...
Ryo - :::Way off in the distance::: OH FUC.... :::BOOOMMMM:::
Gokan - Uh, anyways, after traveling for a while, our heros arrive at the TV Station.
Quistis - Squall, do something about Seifer, he is out of control!
Seifer - Shut up bitch!
:::Spooky music:::
Sorceress Edea - :::Appears::: Your Soul is MINE!!! :::She and Seifer dissappear:::
Zell - Where did Seifer go? And who was that hot chick?
Quistis - Dont know, dont care.
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