Gokan - :::Runs in, proceeds to run and the smacks into the wall::: OUCH! :::Walks up to wall::: WHY DID YOU HIT ME???
Ryo - Oh, great... He is at it again... Yes, its another ReWrite! But this time, we are in much better 3-D! Thats right... PS2!
Gokan - Whoo Hoo! :::Picks up Keyblade::: Hehe! This is gonna be good! :::Keyblade shocks Gokan::: ARGGGG!!!!
Ryo - Dumbarse... Well, on tho the ReWrite!
Sora - Where am I? What is this place? Is any of this for real? Or not?
Gokan - Ok, cue the intro music: Simple and Clean, sung by Britney Spears!
Ryo - :::Thwaks Gokan with giant paper fan::: Dammit, get it right!
Gokan - Owww! Right, I mean, Christina Agularia! *THWAK*
Ryo - :::Hits again::: Im warning you!
Gokan - :::Rubbing welt::: Ok, ok! Utada Hikaru!
:::Intro music plays:::
Ryo - Good boy, now sit! Ok, ACTION! *SNAP*
Gokan - OWWW!!! Dammit! That was my finger!
Sora - Uh... Who are you two?
Gokan - Oh! Shit! Look what you did Ryo!
Ryo - Me? You are the one who forgot to close the screen!
Gokan - That was YOUR job! :::Pulls out Neurolizer, Ryo and Gokan put on shades::: Ok, now look right here. This never happened *CLICK*
:::Bright white light flashes, Gokan and Ryo are gone, Sora is alone, the surroundings are completely black nothingness...:::
Sora - :::Falling::: AAARRRRRGGGGGG!!!! :::Approaches flat ground, with a picture etched in it::: Ohhh! Snow White! *SMACK* Ita!
Godly Voice - Step forward.
Sora - EEP! MOMMY! :::Turns and runs into wall behind him:::
Godly Voice - DONT RUN INTO THE FRICKING WALL!
Sora - :::Dazed::: Yes... sir! :::Stumbles forward:::
Godly Voice - Ok, now run around. Get used to how to move and manuiver.
Sora - Ok. :::Runs around, sees curtain::: Whats behind that curtain? :::Walks up to curtain:::
Godly Voice - NO! Dont do that!
Sora - Why not? :::Opens curtain:::
Sha'Dol (Godly Voice) - Uh! Ignore the man you see behind the curtain! It is a figment of your imagination!
Sora - Um... Why are you talking as if you dont exist?
Sha'Dol - Aw, fuck. Im exposed! AHHH HAHAHA!!! :::Turns SD and runs away:::
Sora - Ok... That was strange... Huh?
:::Ground begins to rumble then shatter:::
Sora - :::Falling (again)::: AHHHHHHH!!!!
Sora - :::Wakes up, clutches head::: Ohhh... Oww, my friggen head.
Kairi - Hey! Wake up!
Sora - :::Looks over::: Huh?
Kairi - You lazy arse. You were asleep again... Hey, you got stoned again, didnt you?
Sora - Huh? No! What makes you think that I did?
Kairi - Well, mainly because you bong is right there. :::Points to the bong laying next to Sora:::
Sora - Huh? :::Looks over::: Oh, CRAP! :::Grabs bong, gets up and runs off:::
Kairi - Get back here you bastard!
Sora - Ahhh! No!
Riku - :::Sees Sora run past::: Get back here you stupid ass!
Sora - You gotta catch me!
Riku - Hehe, no problem! :::Runs after Sora, catching up quickly:::
Sora - EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK!!!!! (With wavering voice) :::Running straight towards a tree, nimbly manuvers around it:::
Riku - *WHAM* :::Runs into tree::: OWWWW!!!! Ya, you go ahead and run like a pussy!
Sora - Thats the idea! :::Looks forward and sees Kairi standing in front of him:::
Kairi - :::Grabs Sora::: Gotcha!
Sora - Awww, DAMN! How did you get there?
Kairi - Hehe, what you didnt realize... Was that you ran around in a complete circle!
Riku - Haha! Dumbass!
Kairi - Now you must help us with the raft...
Sora - Awwww... Fine. I will.
Riku - Because of you, my face hurts!
Sora - Oh, Im sorry. Here, this should help! :::Kicks Riku in the balls:::
Riku - AHHH!!!! You know what? You are right... I dont feel pain in my face anymore... :::Passes out:::
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