Lizard Ball M

On a peaceful day in a peaceful village there lived a peaceful rabbit sleeping in his peaceful den. All was peaceful until...
The characters that we know now as the Z fighters came upon this peaceful village.
"Well this is a peaceful village now we can have our picnic in peace without having to bother with foolish fights.", Goku said.
"You twit, we are sayins we should be fighting instead of eating a picnic!", Vegeta glared at him.
"But V-Man, I brought chicken and steak and fish and ect..."
"Well..."
"*ahem* Can we please land I'm getting tired of having to float all the time Can't we just walk like normal people, I'm getting a big sunburn on my neck.", Gohan muttered.
"Shut up you stupid freak and get down here before I go up there and kill you." Vegeta shouted at Gohan.
"Mommy he threatened me and now I have a sunburn on my back. Make it all stop! I wanna go home and study before something tries to hurt me.", Gohan cried.
Suddenly an unholy power covered the Z fighters and out of nowhere a mushroom cloud covered the sky.
"Where is my baby and who dare threaten him?", Chi-Chi appeared out of nowhere with eyes glowing a deathly red.
"You stupid bastard, don't you know that when Chi-Chi is mad that she is more powerful than a level 5 super sayin!!!", Piccolo yelled at Vegeta.
"That bitch, what pain can she inflict upon me, what is she going to do? Attack me with a study book?", scoffed Vegeta.
"Well who threatened my son, come and show yourself.", Chi-Chi yelled.
As every fighter stepped back Vegeta began to fly towards Chi-Chi and proceeded to flick her off.
Chi-Chi in a state of shock began to yell and stamp the ground with all her force. As a big crack began to cross the ground Vegeta spat at Chi-Chi.
Then and there he knew he made his mistake and dived for cover in a convently placed bomb shelter.
"Die, die you stupid son of a bitch!! Feel the wrath of my unholy death bomb!", Chi-Chi yelled and aimed a huge energy bomb at the bomb shelter Vegeta was hiding in.

*****BOOOOOOM*****

As Chi-Chi disappeared into the sky the Z fighters crowded around the completely destroyed bomb shelter.
Bulma seemed to appear out of nowhere and ran to the shelter.
"Noooooooo my Vegeta, who did this? They shall die and everyone close to them will die.", Bulma yelled in hatred.
"Mom calm down, dad is dead so what, who cares? After all I know my real daddy is Yamcha.", Trunks said.
With a look of complete surprise on her face Bulma said," Who told you that son, how did you figure it out?"
"Well you sorta left your wedding pictures and book out and the date was while you and Vegeta were married but 9 months before I was born. So Yamcha is really my dad isn't he?"
"Yes son, I cheated on Vegeta because he was always fighting but Yamcha is a wuss that never trains."
"But how did I get my sayin powers?"
"Ummmm..."
As everyone looked at Bulma she blushed and changed the subject.
"Who killed Vegeta, and no what you saw about me and Yamcha never happened.", as Bulma pulled Trunks close and held her fist up," Get it?"
"Yes mom... ummm... Waaaaaaaaaaaa who killed my daddy?"
"Look you little brat you know that my wife killed him when... Opps", Goku said.
"So you mean to say that bitch Chi-Chi killed my husband. She shall die!",
Bulma screamed at Chi-Chi "SHOW YOURSELF!"
"Who called The Unholy Death Angel?", Chi-Chi spoke out.
"I Sailor Mercury, I will overcome you with my Mercury Bubble Blast!", Bulma yelled.
She was now wearing a sailor scout uniform and was doing her salute.
"HaHaHaHa... You can't defeat me with your puny bubbles. I will kill you with the Unholy Death Bomb."
"Mercury... Bubble... Blast!!", Sailor Mecury/Bulma yelled letting thousands of bubbles lose.
"Unholy... Death... Bomb!", Chi-Chi yelled and a huge energy blast came out.
As Sailor Mercury/Bulma and Chi-Chi were doing their attacks the bubbles and
energy bomb expanded around them.

*****REALLY BIG BOOM!!!*****

As the dust and debris cleared it was clear to Trunks, Goku, Gohan, and Piccolo that Bulma and Chi-Chi had died.
"Well that's just great my dad is dead, my mom is dead, I have another dad who is a complete wuss, and I have to live with my crazed grandparents.", Trunks muttered.
"Hey we can wish them all back with the Lizard Balls.", Piccolo said.
As a shadowy creature came near them they saw that it was nonother than Vegeta clutching his arm.
Muttering things such as Stupid Bitch, I'm going to kill Yamcha, were is my son, and Bulma better be home.
"V-Man! You're alive, I can't believe it.", Goku smiled at Vegeta.
"Kakkarot I'm not in the mood to be called 'V-Man' right now. After all I'm the...", Vegeta was going on and on about his history.
"Well if you're alive, Dad, does that mean we can train nonstop and order pizza every night?", Trunks asked his father.
"Yes, we'll never eat that microwave crap ever again.", Vegeta started to smile at this thought.
"But what about my wife and more importantly my dinners?", Goku started to cry.
"And my mom who will take care of me?" Gohan started to cry.
"As I said we just wish them all back with the Lizard Balls and all will be fine again.", Piccolo said.
"Over my dead body Namik, it says in her will that when she dies I get everything. I'll get her money, and no longer live in fear of sleeping on the couch and losing my gravity chamber.", Vegeta said smirking.
"Fine we'll just wish my wife back.", Goku said getting control of himself.
"Then it's all settled we'll track down all the Lizard Balls and call the Eternal Lizard to wish the Unholy Death Angel back.", Piccolo said.
As everyone flew off on the peaceful day in the peaceful village were the peaceful rabbit was sleeping in his peaceful den, all was not peaceful.
Because the day's events had left the day unpeacful and the peaceful village was no longer peaceful because the peaceful village had been blown up.
And that peaceful rabbit sleeping in his peaceful den was replaced by a unpeacful mangled rabbit lying in a disturbing puddle of blood.

Will they collect all the Lizard Balls?
Will Vegeta have trouble getting all of Bulma's stuff?
Or will I just not finish this series?
Tune in next time for...

Lizard Ball M!