*****BOOOOOOM*****
As Chi-Chi disappeared into the sky the Z fighters crowded around the
completely destroyed bomb shelter.
Bulma seemed to appear out of nowhere and ran to the shelter.
"Noooooooo my Vegeta, who did this? They shall die and everyone close to them
will die.", Bulma yelled in hatred.
"Mom calm down, dad is dead so what, who cares? After all I know my real
daddy is Yamcha.", Trunks said.
With a look of complete surprise on her face Bulma said," Who told you that
son, how did you figure it out?"
"Well you sorta left your wedding pictures and book out and the date was
while you and Vegeta were married but 9 months before I was born. So Yamcha
is really my dad isn't he?"
"Yes son, I cheated on Vegeta because he was always fighting but Yamcha is a
wuss that never trains."
"But how did I get my sayin powers?"
"Ummmm..."
As everyone looked at Bulma she blushed and changed the subject.
"Who killed Vegeta, and no what you saw about me and Yamcha never happened.", as Bulma pulled Trunks close and held her fist up," Get it?"
"Yes mom... ummm... Waaaaaaaaaaaa who killed my daddy?"
"Look you little brat you know that my wife killed him when... Opps", Goku said.
"So you mean to say that bitch Chi-Chi killed my husband. She shall die!",
Bulma screamed at Chi-Chi "SHOW YOURSELF!"
"Who called The Unholy Death Angel?", Chi-Chi spoke out.
"I Sailor Mercury, I will overcome you with my Mercury Bubble Blast!", Bulma
yelled.
She was now wearing a sailor scout uniform and was doing her salute.
"HaHaHaHa... You can't defeat me with your puny bubbles. I will kill you with
the Unholy Death Bomb."
"Mercury... Bubble... Blast!!", Sailor Mecury/Bulma yelled letting thousands of
bubbles lose.
"Unholy... Death... Bomb!", Chi-Chi yelled and a huge energy blast came out.
As Sailor Mercury/Bulma and Chi-Chi were doing their attacks the bubbles and
energy bomb expanded around them.
*****REALLY BIG BOOM!!!*****
As the dust and debris cleared it was clear to Trunks, Goku, Gohan, and
Piccolo that Bulma and Chi-Chi had died.
"Well that's just great my dad is dead, my mom is dead, I have another dad
who is a complete wuss, and I have to live with my crazed grandparents.",
Trunks muttered.
"Hey we can wish them all back with the Lizard Balls.", Piccolo said.
As a shadowy creature came near them they saw that it was nonother than
Vegeta clutching his arm.
Muttering things such as Stupid Bitch, I'm going to kill Yamcha, were is my son, and Bulma better be home.
"V-Man! You're alive, I can't believe it.", Goku smiled at Vegeta.
"Kakkarot I'm not in the mood to be called 'V-Man' right now. After all I'm
the...", Vegeta was going on and on about his history.
"Well if you're alive, Dad, does that mean we can train nonstop and order pizza
every night?", Trunks asked his father.
"Yes, we'll never eat that microwave crap ever again.", Vegeta started to
smile at this thought.
"But what about my wife and more importantly my dinners?", Goku started to cry.
"And my mom who will take care of me?" Gohan started to cry.
"As I said we just wish them all back with the Lizard Balls and all will be
fine again.", Piccolo said.
"Over my dead body Namik, it says in her will that when she dies I get
everything. I'll get her money, and no longer live in fear of sleeping on the couch and losing my gravity chamber.", Vegeta said smirking.
"Fine we'll just wish my wife back.", Goku said getting control of himself.
"Then it's all settled we'll track down all the Lizard Balls and call the
Eternal Lizard to wish the Unholy Death Angel back.", Piccolo said.
As everyone flew off on the peaceful day in the peaceful village were the
peaceful rabbit was sleeping in his peaceful den, all was not peaceful.
Because the day's events had left the day unpeacful and the peaceful village was no longer peaceful because the peaceful village had been blown up.
And that peaceful rabbit sleeping in his peaceful den was replaced by a unpeacful mangled rabbit lying in a disturbing puddle of blood.
Will they collect all the Lizard Balls?
Will Vegeta have trouble getting
all of Bulma's stuff?
Or will I just not finish this series?
Tune in next time for...
Lizard Ball M!