| Well hello again my loyal servants, Its me Cell here for another inside scoop on one of your favotite DBZ villans. Many people aske me why Freeza is so mad all the time? Well folks I am here to tell you why! The truth is that Freeza is a closet homosexual! Yes you heard me right! Freeza is as gay as Christmas in July! It all started years ago. Freeza went to his father King Cold with his problem, His father was really upset by his sons new found personal issues. King Cold gave Freeza the beating of his life. Ever secne then Freeza has repressed his gayness by trying to take over the universe. If you just look all the signs are there...The purple outfits, his tiny girl voice, its all right infront of your eyes. The only time Freeza is truely happy is when he is spending time with his new love Chatzu. They have kept there love a secret untill today. Sorry Freeza but the world must know the truth about you. Now they can all understand why you act the way you do. Now Freeza is at peace with his sexual prefrences and he and Chatzu are very very happy. Well people I hope you all feel a little better about Freeza now that you know his horrible dark secret. See you all next week when you will find out the truth behind where Yamcha got that scar on his face! |
