This is a thing that happens to commonly I'm afraid.Clowns eating small children.....

One normal happy day I was taking my cousins Melissa and Ray (4 and 5 years old) to the carnival.I had just went to buy them some popcorn because they wouldn't stop screaming until I got them some.Anyway I turned around and they were GONE! I went looking for them and snuk behind the guards.I knew they wouldn't dare go into the bearded lady's room so I thought maybe they wanted to see the clowns.I looked inside one of the clown's dressing rooms and saw the clown EATING Ray!So I went in and tried to save them GOD KNOWS WHY (because they're annoying little brats) and I barely escaped with my life. So that folks is proof that clowns really do eat small children.