| Veggito's Christmas |
| Vegetto stepped into the crowded department store, list in hand. All around him, people were grabbing for gifts, kicking each other, and causing general mayhem. Vegetto did not understand holiday shopping, so he figured that force was how to get what you wanted. "My kind of place," Vegetto thought to himself. Vegetto floated up above the crowd, and began browsing. First, a gift for the kids. Landing in the toy department, Vegetto was pushed by a burly father heading to check out. Vegetto promptly knocked the man out with an backhand to the head. Other shoppers stared at him, but Vegetto payed them no mind. Choosing a punching bag for Goten and a weight training set for Trunks, Vegetto headed on. Next, the women. Vegetto headed for that section via air. Touching down, the warrior was immediatly puzzled. Being fused meant having to choose for two wives. Glancing around, Vegetto spotted the perfect gift for Chi-Chi: a stress management kit. However, just as he reached for it, a large woman snatched it away. Enraged, Vegetto exploded into Super Saiyan and destroyed the woman's torso with a ki blast. The shoppers around him scattered in a kicking-screaming fashion. Vegetto picked up his prize from the corpse and grabbed a new miniskirt for Bulma before taking to the air again. Next, the family friends. Vegetto had to throw an old lady through a window to get Rogaine for Krillen, and knock over a small boy to get a wolfskin coat for Yamcha. Then, after getting some three-lensed glasses for Tenshinhan and a "Hairstyles of the '90s" book for Mr. Satan, Vegetto headed for check out. The line stretched around the store twice. "I refuse to stand in this line," Vegetto said quietly, and charged up to Super Saiyan once again. With a Big Bang Attack, the line was instantly cleared. Unfortunatly, the sales clerk was also cleared. Not wanting to soil his reputation by stealing, Vegetto left a $100 on the cash register, and left. "I think I do the shopping next year," Vegetto remarked as he flew to the Kame House for Christmas. |