"Hello, dear sir/maam, I'm a roving reporter for the Golandor
Tribune and I have just a few questions I'd like to ask you. I hear
you're of the adventuring type so I know your time is valuable. This
won't take but a minute and shouldn't be any less painful than getting
a hug from an owlbear. Thanks again for your time. Shall we begin?"
1. What is your name?
2. Do you have any titles or nicknames?
3. Why do you adventure? Why have you chosen to risk your life
as a career choice?
4. What (if anything) would make you stop adventuring? (i.e., death
of a loved one, physical mutilation, enough money to retire on, marriage,
etc?)
5. What are your immediate goals? (i.e., what would you like to be
doing in the coming year?)
6. What are your long-term goals? (i.e., what would you like to be
doing twenty years from now?)
7. What are your political beliefs? (i.e., do you prefer democracy,
monarchy, rule of the aristocracy, communism, anarchy, etc?)
8. Who is your patron deity? Are you a devout worshipper? How often
do you attend services or make sacrifices?
9. Are you an extremely loyal member of any non-religious cause?
(i.e. a loyal servant of an exalt, devoted member of a guild or order,
etc.?)
10. Is there any race, creed, alignment, religion or the like against
which you are strongly prejudiced? Why?
11. What is your greatest fear? (it can be rational or irrational)
12. Do you have a moral code that you follow? If so, what is it?
13. What is one task you would absolutely refuse to do? (i.e. admit
you were wrong, commit adultery, etc?)
14. Is there anything you cannot do? (i.e. get close to people, handle
money well, etc?)
15. What is your greatest strength? (i.e. honest, loyal, brave?)
16. What is your greatest shortcoming? (i.e. cowardly, drinks too
much, lies?)
17. What are your hobbies outside of adventuring?
18. What is your motto or favorite saying?
19. What is your favorite color?
20. What kinds of clothes, jewelry, etc do you wear when you're not
in armor or other "adventuring gear"? Do you have "a
look"? Do you dress up (or down) to go out?
21. What do you wear to bed at home? While adventuring? Where do
you put your weapons, magic items, etc when you're asleep?
22. What is your favorite food? Your favorite drink? Dessert? A particular
cuisine?
23. What is your favorite animal?
24. Do you have a best friend (not a child or a lover) whom you'd
protect with your reputation or life? Who? Why?
25. What type of person would be your ideal mate?
26. What habits of your friends annoy you most?
27. What would you like to be remembered for after your death?
28. What type of burial would you have?
29. Do you think there is life beyond death? If so, what do you think
it is like?
30. Rate yourself with these traits on a scale of 1 to 10. 1 (you
barely, or do not, possess this trait) and 10 (you have great amounts
of this trait).
Calm, even tempered
Cheerfulness
Courtesy
Curiosity
Forgiveness
Generosity
Helpfulness
Honesty
Loyalty
Optimism
Patience
Self-sacrifice
Valor
Wit
"Thank you for your time adventurer. It was a pleasure
speaking with you. I tip my hat to you brave one. May all your roads
be smooth ones."