MY WORLD #4
Dear Journal,
Did you ever feel like you did something stupid? I sure do. Hey, shut up! Look at myself. I'm aruguing against a journal entry. How smart is that. Good thing the common sence part of my brain has already gone to sleep. You know, its funny, people still say that I am dating Larae, even through I havn't talked to her in a month. You think she would have the brains to figure it out finaly. Anyways, yesterday was a horrible day. Unfortunately I did make the play. People say I am a good actor, but I don't know. I did fool that retarted kid into thinking he was a gorilla. You should have seen him on the monkey bars. I wonder if that is why the monkey bars are called monkey bars. I remember being a real small kid and watching my peers yelling and screaming as they dangled from those stupid things. That was the first time and the last time I believed in evolution. They reminded me so much of monkeys. Then again all of my peers do.
That brings up another problem What am I goign to do with my religious crisis. If I go to my priest he'll preach to me about how evil Catholics are, even though he is Lutheran. I tried to ask my friends about religion, and let me tell you jounral...you never...EVER want to ask your friends about that............
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I shook my head bringing myself back to reality. Stupid reality. I remembered something about that asian girl had her own reality. She thought she was a japanese aname. And also lived in a world of pritty flowers. What was her name again? Callandra? Oh who cares.
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How can an asian have blond hair?
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I brought myself back to the grussom reality I did not like and heard the very lines I wanted to hear...
"Shut up Tiny!"
Ah, the sound to sweet stupidity. As you all probably know by now, I can smell stupidity a mile
away. And for some stranger reason it smelled just like me. Oh...shit...
"I am just telling you that it is said that gay people are known to have mental problems."
Shad pulled up just in time. He heard what was said and fed his back hand to Tiny's face. Which caused him to go flying. I looked up at Shad, "What was that all about?"
"Nothing."
"Hey guys, I have a question for you all."
"This isn't going to be stupid is it Zippo?"
I looked at TJ with an unimpressed face, "Shut up."
"I need help with my religion. Shut up Heather."
I looked over to her to find her snickering. I turned back around, "Damn Mormons. I just need some questions answered about the Lutheran religion."
TJ looked up, "I'm Catholic."
Mike shrugged, "Whats religion?"
"Can't help ya, I'm mormon!"
Tiny said his stupid comment, "Is Z.Z. Top Jewish?"
"Mark, what are you?"
"I've been to church once."
"What church?"
"I don't know, I was too young to remember."
I layed my head down on the table and looked to Shad, "Shad, speak to me, your Lutheran arn't you?"
"Yea, but..."
"But what?"
"I'm a psychotic fagg who hears voices."
*Blink* *Blink* *Blink*
"What?"
*Blink* *Blink* *Blink*
"Stop looking at me like that. What your surprised just because I'm a..."
"You hear voices?" I asked. Everyboyd looked at me with curiosity, I looked aroudn the table, "What?"
"Shad, your not gay!" Mark suddenly said.
"Yes I am."
"Your not the gayish type. Exept, your...sitting crosslegged, and you slur your words, and...your checking out TJ's ass right now."
TJ suddenly jumped off of his chair, "Hey!"
Shad winked at him, "Oh TJ you so fine, you so fine you blow my mind. Hey TJ! Hey TJ!" He begain to sing with clapping.
"Do you have mental problems?"
"Shut up Tiny!" I yelled as I watched Shad for a few more minutes, "Your gay?"
Shad nodded in a gayish way which I am not quite sure if that is even an explanation for an action. Oh well, you readers have immagionations. And if you don't, Sucks to be you.
"Great, here I am asking religiouse help from an athiest, a catholic, a whatever, Tiny, as well as from a gay person, and the most wierdest one of all, a freaking Mormon!"
"Bite me."
"Blow me."
"Thrill me."
"Kiss me."
"Kill me."
"Isn't that a song?"
Me and Heather turned at once, "Shut up Tiny!"