MY WORLD #5 (CONTINUED) (Unfortunately)
(This title is not bold because it sucks)
"Oh, sorry Zip."
"I'll bit ye legs off!" I yelled in a high pitched tone of a voice as he walked off.
The bell ring and every stood up to walk away, stepping on my face, stomach, and crotch on the way out. I picked myself up and limped with wide unmovable legs to Heather, "Hey Heather?" I squeaked. I cleared my throat, "Hey Heather?" I said in my normal Scotish voice.
She suddenly twirled aroudn and pointed her finger at me, "YOUR NOT MAKING ME LATE FOR CLASS TODAY!!!!" She yelled in an almost demonic voice.
I looked at her with wide eyes as I began to pick myself off the floor after being thrown there by the massive gust of wind from her voice, "Okay." I squeeked like a mouse."
"How can I help you?" She asked in her cutsy little girlish voicer.
I shook my head, "What?" I asked myself confused and shook it again, "Ummm...I just...wanted...to...ask a question?" I said in a shy tone.
"What is it?" She asked as she continued to walk.
"Why don't people like me?"
"Well..."
"Hey Zippo." Somebody said walking by us.
"Go to hell, you pile of pig shit!" I yelled back at them.
Heather shook her head, "Well, its not like your hostile towards anybody."
"What that supposed to mean?"
"Hey Zippo."
"Kiss my ass cream puff!"
"Lets just say you could use too be alittle more generouse."
"Hey Zippo!"
"Go blow yourself!" I turned to her again, "I'm very generouse!"
"When! You haven't even talked to yoour girlfriend in a month! And she's dying for attention!"
"Realy? I havn't noticed."
"Zippo!, when somebody comes to school dressed in Victoria Secret underwear, and nothing else, and then shines you in the middle of a busy hall and also says she wants your body more then anything, its safe to assume she is flirting with you!"
"When did she ever do that?"
"Right now!"
"Thats why I hear screaming down the hall. and things like 'Dear God kill us all!' and 'I'm blind! I'm blind!' But thats not the point, I am very nice to her. I keep her feelings in mind!"
"How! I never saw you do anything nice for her in the last month!"
"Exactly I'm staying away from her!"
"Thats not...well, actualy, that is the greatest gift you could give anybody."
"You see? But, what am I going to do? My friends are pissed at me, my parents don't understand me, I'm religiously constipated, my girlfriend hates me, and I am becoming a neusence to everybody I know!"
"Oh, common Zippo. Your girlfriend doesn't hate you. And I'm the only friend of your, asside from Mark, who can't stand you." she said putting her arm around my shoulder.
"Your touching me." And she removed it immediately.
"Dont' worry, your thing with Mark will die down soon. And me? Don't worry, I'll always hate you! And don't worry, things could be worse. You could be goign to a crapy college and writing drawn out comedies on your web page being only read by idiots with no lives."
"Hey! Your right! It could get worse!Thanks Heather." I said and hugged her. She growled once she heard the bell ring.
She sighed and took my hand and lead me towards the band room, "I hate you Zippo."
"I hate you too Heather."
I took a deep breath and walked into the door as I did every day. I cursed it and told myself, "Tomorrow, I will definately remember." I said and walked in.
The table became silent as I walked in. I cleared my throat and looked at Mark, "Hey."
He didn't look at me, "Yea."
"Yesterday."
"Cool."
"Movie."
"Your place."
"My place."
"Fuck yea."
"See ya."
"Cool." He said and got up and left.
I sat down and opend my pop. Heather, Kayla and Cassandra all looked at each other, "God, men have strange ways of talking." Kayla said.
"Yea, I know. Hey, Cassie! I got something to talk to you about! Lets go to the bathroom!" she said grabbing her hand. Suddenly every female in the dining hall stood up at once and ran to teh same tiny bathroom only meant to fit five.
"The guys and me all watched them go, "God thats eiree." TJ said and we continued to eat without a word.