THE PINE WOOD MURDERS
Scene 1: A small town in Canada
Fade in to Detective Philips knocking on a door.
A woman answeres the door
Dana Pintall: Can I help you?
Penn Philips: Good morning madam, are you Janet Pintall?
Dana Pintall: No, that is my daughter in law, I'll get her, hold on... Turns to leave
Pinn Philips: No, no, don't trouble yourself, The question I should be asking is if your son Andrew is home.
Dana Pintall: Oh, why yes he is, may I ask you your name?
Penn Philips: My name is Detective Philips. Shows her his badge
Dana Pintal: Oh! Is my son in trouble?
Penn Philips: Not at all madam.
Off in the distance Janet Pintall: Who is it Dana? Appears at the door.
Penn Philips: Greetings madam, my name is Detective Philips I would like to have a word with your husband.
Scene 2: Inside the house
A cup of coffee is placed on the table in front of the detective. The camera pans out to reveal Dana, Janet, and Andrew Pintall and Detective Philips with a briefcase open.
Andrew Pintall: You came all the way up here to tell me about the death of fourty men, women, and children in a tiny town in Montana? Which is in a total seperate country?
Penn Philips: From your personal records it states that you lived most of your life in Montana. Billings wasn't it?
Andrew Pintall: Rubs his face and places his head on the table Why is it so hard to escape the past? Grabs his coffee and gets up Did it say anywhere in there that I hated that place? It took me this long to become a citizen of this country and marry the woman of my dreams and now three years later, you want me to go back? No way. I'm happy where I am thankyou very much.
Penn Philips: You know the area well. That is what we need. Somebody who knows the area well.
Andrew Pintall: My parents owned a fucking cabin down there...
Penn Philips: And you are a very high respected film artist! Documentries! Fantastic work! We need somebody like you!
Andrew Pintall: A documentry! Who the fuck is wierd enough to go into the dangerouse woods to do a god damn documentry!
Penn Philips: Its not a documentry. We just need you to film some shit while we find them. Film some clues and send them off to the authorities!
Andrew Pintall: Why don't you just write about it?
Penn Philips: We have no clues! Thats why we are filming it! So they can review the tape, and send it off to the authorities! So they can find some clues! So, what do you say?
Andrew Pintall: Your going to give me a couple days on this one.
Penn Philips: Fair enough.