It was a few days before Christmas, Santa was pissed,
the weather was frightful, nothing but mist. Rudolph
was knapping, Blitzen was pacing,Donner was hateful,
and Vixen was dipping into the shine.
They all were ready for a long winters knapp, when a
pounding at the door brought them all to a glare, what
now shouted Santa as he opened the door, to a jolly old
man with a chopper for all. Here you go Santa, he says
as he enters, thought you might need this since the
weather is misted. Santa brightens as he lowers himself
into a recliner and reaches for his glass of water?
unknown to Santa, Vixen had filled it full of Shine,
Santa took a big gulp and started to cough--and he
coughed and he coughed and finally got his breath,
Vixen--you nut head--you know i can't drink--this close
to Christmas, all the kids will smell it on my breath.
Vixen is chuckling and all the Reindeers are laughing
as Santa puts down the glass and starts to dozing.
About that time Mrs. Clause enters the room and all
hell breaks loose, as she starts to pound on Santa, Santa
you rascal get out of that chair, you know there's work
to do--you lazy hound.
The Dog raises it's head, he thought she meant him,
Santa says, lay down boy--thats now my name. Santa
gets out of his chair--and starts across the room, he is
reeling and swaying and cussing the reindeer--you
blasted Reindeers you know i can't drink--i get dizzy
just smelling the stuff.
Mrs. Clause is swatting the Reindeer off their
behinds, get to work you critters, lest Christmas passes
us by. The Reindeer slink off to their chores with a
mighty sour look, and Santa is trying to stay out of the
way of Mrs.Clause with the left hook of the broom, in
parting Vixen says--sorry Santa i forgot it was
annies shine .
