Ethernet

Ethernet, Ethernet, words don't even begin to describe,
The way you laugh at me as I frown,
And how fickle you are
The way you taunt and shut down.

You leave me all alone in the mornings
You leave me alone at night
I feel so empty without you
Without you, I have no life!

IE and Netscape are jokes.
AIM and Telnet don't run.
And I can't even have any
Of my obsessive downloading fun

You'll be my one and only.
No other Internet connection can compare
To your T1 downloading times
And access to all those files you share.

I'm so lost without your guidance!
I need you to pass the time.
i use you to procrastinate on homework,
And to play RPG games online

I need you more now,
I need you more than ever.
Come back to me, please...
I promise I'll love you Forever.


Written by Micky Next

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