1.Tujhko dekhenge to sitaare zia maangenge
pyaase teri zulfo se ghata maangenge
apne maathe se yu aanchal ko na sarakne dena
warna budhe bhi jwaani ki dua maangenge

2.khuda ki kasam main tumhara nahin hoon
main ek nadi hoon kinara nahin hoon
dekhti ho kyon tum mujhe muskura ke
main shadi shuda hoon kunwara nahin hoon (By Unknown)

3.Saare zamanay ke darr se maine tumhari tasveer 
bath room main chupa  rakhi hai dedaar ho tera bar bar 
is liye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai!!

4.Wo aaye Hamari Kabar Ke Diye Se Cigarette Jala ke chal Diye
Baki Jo Tail Bacha Tha usko Sar Par Laga ke Chal Diye.

5.Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi mein, Badi josh ke sath ! 
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi mein, Badi shhor ke sath ! 
Ab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath ! 
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath! 

6.Kitna Kamzoor ho gaya hoon tumari judai se
Kitna Kamzoor ho gaya hoon tumari judai se
....ki khatmal utha Le jate hain mujhe ab charpai se...

7.I have seen the world from near and far,
found someone, She came in my life like Bahaar 
I thought i found my future,
Feel in pyaar Something happend to me,
I called that a Bukhaar.
I never realized, is it Din aur Raat.
All the time Love was getting sawaar,
Used of think of Her bar bar.
In these kind of afairs. Always remains,Hoshiyaar.
I used to think I will have berra paar.
But that Girl made me too much khuaar.
What did i get in return. Mere yaar
I will recommend people, NEVER KARNA PYAAR

8.Exam paas aaye, sir mera dukhaye
Teacher na jaaane kyun, dande dikhaye,
Ab to mera sir, jaage na sota hai,
Kya karoon haye, bohat kuch hota hai...

9.A baby snake asks his father "dad are we poisonous" 
father says "why are u asking son" 
father i just bit my tongue 

10.Ajab si kashish hai tum mein,
ki hum tumahre kheyalon mein khoye rehte hain,
yeh soch kar ki tum khwabon mein aayogi,
Hum din mein bhi soye rehte hain!!