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KYA KEHNA, the first time I saw you, I asked myself HUM AAPKE HAIN KAUN, feeling that KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI.
So I decided to forward you a PUKAR from DIL SE, I thought that by the way HUM TO MOHABBAT KAREGA...because DIL TO PAGAL HAI, I dream to be your HERO No.1
and I'll make you my BIWI No. 1.You might think that I am fooling you as BADAL.
Remember JHOOT BOLE KAWAA KATE. But,
please JANAM SAMJA KARO that PYAR KOI KHEL NAHIN and I admit that HUM DIL DE CHUKE SANAM. I trust AAP MERE HAIN SANAM, I believe that HUM AAPKE DIL MEIN REHTE HAIN, for HAMESHA. Remember,

JAB PYAR KISSI SE HOTA HAI
to DHADKAN mein ajeeb si HALCHAL hone lagti hai jo DIL ki LOC cross kar ke RAM JAANE kab challi aati hai......
ek Goldy hai jo LOVE KE LIYE KUCH BHI KAREGA aur ek aap ho jo don't know the RULES which is the superhit formula of love. Jidd chodo aur AA AB LAUT CHALEIN and you can come SAAJAN KI BAHON MEIN, There is SIRF TUM in my life.
If you say YES BOSS , Then I will become your JORU KA GULAM, My heart will be TERE NAAM...Don't worry, be happy, DOLI SAJA KE RAKHNA,because DILWALE DULHANIA LE JAYENGE. ab to KAHO NA PYAR HAI???

Dear Deewana Mastana.
Thank you for your love letter
However I feel HADH KAR DI AAPNE
I think that you're a JAANWAR and a SHREE 420!
I have to tell you I know your MOHABBATEIN are false
How dare you look at me you COOLIE No 1!
Hey don't you have any KHAUFF
if you were here in front of me I'd hit you with my chapple so hard
that your head would spin with these YAADEIN,
every time you think of me and say KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI
you must feel DARR from me
You're a KUNWARA leading a RANGEELA lifestyle
with friends saying CHAL MERE BHAI spending all your nights on the SARAK .
I am sure the SHOLAY in your heart you say burn for me is nothing
but indigestion from too much eating and drinking.
Describing yourself as BAADSHAH and HIMMUTVAAR
you sound like JUNGLI to me
You say you want to make me your BIWI No. 1
however I say you lack INSANIYAAT!
How Dare you to think I'll turn to you and say KAHO NA PYAR HAI!
I'd much rather kiss a BICHOO than go near you!
Any of AMER AKBAR ANTHONY would be better suited to me than you.
DILWALE DULHANIYA LE JAYENGE you said but I say your DIL TO PAGAL HAI
Don't you realize that ANDAZ APNA APNA
and that their cant be no EK RISHTA between us.
We are like a MOHRA in the game of life and its always KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GHUM
The open FIZA with its changing weather is testament
to that so please leave it as AKELE HUM AKELE TUM
Besides I'm already engaged to a guy with ROTI KAPRA AUR MAKAAN
He's no KHAL NAYAK like you And he's my real HERO
my real JIVAN SAATHI And with him I really know YEAH RAASTE HAI PYAR KE
and there can be no space in my ZINDAGI for anyone but him
You'll only end up causing an AFLATOON because he's a MAJOR SAHAB in the Army working on the BORDER
and he'll kill you if he finds out so save yourself from becoming the foundations of a DEEWAR and leave me alone.
Yours Faithfully,
GHAR WALI BAHAR WALI


	My Dear XYZ KYA KEHNA, the first time I saw you, I asked myself HUM AAPKE HAIN KAUN, feeling that KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI. So I decided to forward you a PUKAR from DIL SE, I thought that by the way HUM TO MOHABBAT KAREGA...because DIL TO PAGAL HAI, I dream to be your HERO No.1 and I'll make you my BIWI No. 1.You might think that I am fooling you as BADAL. Remember JHOOT BOLE KAWAA KATE. But, please JANAM SAMJA KARO that PYAR KOI KHEL NAHIN and I admit that HUM DIL DE CHUKE SANAM. I trust AAP MERE HAIN SANAM, I believe that HUM AAPKE DIL MEIN REHTE HAIN, for HAMESHA. Remember, JAB PYAR KISSI SE HOTA HAI to DHADKAN mein ajeeb si HALCHAL hone lagti hai jo DIL ki LOC cross kar ke RAM JAANE kab challi aati hai...... ek Goldy hai jo LOVE KE LIYE KUCH BHI KAREGA aur ek aap ho jo don't know the RULES which is the superhit formula of love. Jidd chodo aur AA AB LAUT CHALEIN and you can come SAAJAN KI BAHON MEIN, There is SIRF TUM in my life. If you say YES BOSS , Then I will become your JORU KA GULAM, My heart will be TERE NAAM...Don't worry, be happy, DOLI SAJA KE RAKHNA,because DILWALE DULHANIA LE JAYENGE. ab to KAHO NA PYAR HAI??? Yours Faithfully, Dewana Mastana Reply to the Above Letter : - Dear Deewana Mastana. Thank you for your love letter However I feel HADH KAR DI AAPNE I think that you're a JAANWAR and a SHREE 420! I have to tell you I know your MOHABBATEIN are false How dare you look at me you COOLIE No 1! Hey don't you have any KHAUFF if you were here in front of me I'd hit you with my chapple so hard that your head would spin with these YAADEIN, every time you think of me and say KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI you must feel DARR from me You're a KUNWARA leading a RANGEELA lifestyle with friends saying CHAL MERE BHAI spending all your nights on the SARAK . I am sure the SHOLAY in your heart you say burn for me is nothing but indigestion from too much eating and drinking. Describing yourself as BAADSHAH and HIMMUTVAAR you sound like JUNGLI to me You say you want to make me your BIWI No. 1 however I say you lack INSANIYAAT! How Dare you to think I'll turn to you and say KAHO NA PYAR HAI! I'd much rather kiss a BICHOO than go near you! Any of AMER AKBAR ANTHONY would be better suited to me than you. DILWALE DULHANIYA LE JAYENGE you said but I say your DIL TO PAGAL HAI Don't you realize that ANDAZ APNA APNA and that their cant be no EK RISHTA between us. We are like a MOHRA in the game of life and its always KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GHUM The open FIZA with its changing weather is testament to that so please leave it as AKELE HUM AKELE TUM Besides I'm already engaged to a guy with ROTI KAPRA AUR MAKAAN He's no KHAL NAYAK like you And he's my real HERO my real JIVAN SAATHI And with him I really know YEAH RAASTE HAI PYAR KE and there can be no space in my ZINDAGI for anyone but him You'll only end up causing an AFLATOON because he's a MAJOR SAHAB in the Army working on the BORDER and he'll kill you if he finds out so save yourself from becoming the foundations of a DEEWAR and leave me alone. Yours Faithfully, GHAR WALI BAHAR WALI