Quotes / SMS

1.Is Dil mein yaado mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chod kar tumeh SMS karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain
* vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)

2.Har desh ki ek sarhad hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

3.kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate
kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate
kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate 
aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chodo nahi jaate.

4.Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hume mat dhoondna duniya ki bhid mein,
hum millenge tumhe tumhari parchaai mein.....

5.Humse door jayoge kaise,
Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,
Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki saanso mein baste hain,
Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise

6. Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye
JubaaN kholu to tera he naam aaye
Tum he kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum
Jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tmaam aaye

7.Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...

8.Best way to approach a Girl...
Go to her & say "Is your Dad a Terrorist?"
She will say "What?"
Then you say no no, "i asked so because You are such a Bomb"

9.Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

10.Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parvat se milne ka intzaar karte hain, Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar karte hain

11.Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...
maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....

12.Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....
waaaaahhhhhhhhh...

13.Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah mein
hassi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein
kadam kadam par mile khushi ki bhaar aapko
dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko

14.14.Marne par hume jannat mile na mile,
yeh hawa ye fiza mile na mile,
SMS karne mein kasar mat kar mere Dost,
pata nahi waha network coverage mile na mile!!!

15.Jaam kadva hai magar itna bhi nahi ki piya na jaye,
Zindgi mein dard hai magar itna bhi nahi ki jiya na jaye,
Maana SMS ka charge hai magar itna bhi nahi ki kiya na jaye!!

16.Jo asaani se mile vo hai gum,
jo mushkil se mile vo hain paise,
jo kissi kissi ko mile vo hai pyaar,
aur jo naseeb waalo ko mile vo hai aap jaisa yaar!!

17.Agar tumahre ghar ke saamne koi ladki ho,
vo khoonsurat ho, vo tumeh passand karti ho,
tumeh ishaare karke bulati ho,
tum mat jaana, kyonki uske liye "Main Hoon Naa"

18.Sunheri dhoop barsaat ke baad,
thori si hassi har baat ke baad,
Usi tarah se mubark ho aapko,
yeh nayi subah kal raat ke baad!

19.Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

20.Badi asaani se dil lgaaye jaate hain 
par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain
le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par
jaha diye nahi dil jlaaye jaate hain