SMS

151.What a Chiken will say when it's been cooked with Green Palak???
"Hum pe yeh kisne hara rang daala...Maar Daala....maar daala..."

152.Jisko dhundte hain vo makaam nahi milta
uthte hain haath magar salaam nahi milta
dard pe dard badhte chale jaate hain
dil ko magar aaraam nahi milta

153.Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey

154.Mere dil ki tassali ke liye muskuraya to karo
Fijool hi sahi aankhe milaya to karo
itni bhi dushmani achhi nahi hoti
kabhi kabhi humare ghar bhi aaya to karo

155.Pyaar karne waale dil toot hii jaate hain
haath aa kar haatho se choot hi jaate hain
jinki vaffayo par hota hai bharosa
aksar vahi shakhs ruth hii jaate hain

156.Kaash tum vaade apne nibha jaate
kissi surat dil mera behla jaate
kyon maikhane jaa kar hum jaam uthaate 
agar tum aankho se apni pila jaate

157.Tere intzaar mein is kadar waqt bita rahein hain
Tere intzaar mein is kadar waqt bita rahein hain
kabhi Piza to kabhi Ice-cream kha rahein hain

158.Kaash tum vaade apne nibha jaate
kissi surat dil mera behla jaate
agar 10 rupees nahi the tumahri jeb mein 
to 5 rupees waala chota coke hii pila jaate

159.Jee to chahta hai ki aapke honth choom Lu
Magar aapki saanso ki badboo se darte hain......
Jee to chahta hai ki aapke honth choom Lu
Magar aapki saanso ki badboo se darte hain........
...."Aap...Close-up kyon nahi karte hain???"!!!!

160.Maana humne hii cheda tha aapko
magar dekhkar hume aap muskuraye kyon the???
agar aapke shehar mein koi Hospital nahi tha
to haddiya toodne vaale Gunde bulvaaye kyon the???

161.Anjaani galiyo se hum guzra nahi karte
dard-e-dil liya aur diya nahi karte
Yeh dosti ka rishta sirf aapse hai
warna itne saare SMS hum kissi ko kiya nahi karte

162.Tum na maano yeh hakikat hai
dosti insaan ki zaroorat hai
kissi din aayo humari mehfil mein
jaan jayoge ki zindgi kitni khoobsurat hai

163.Tarasti nazro ki pyaas ho tum
Tadapte dil ki aas ho tum
Bhujhti zindgi ki saans ho tum
fir kaise na kahu ki kuch khaas ho tum!!!

164.Kaash main ek SMS hota
Ek click mein tumahre paas hota
bhale hii tum mujhe delete kar deti
par kuch pal ke liye tumahra ehsaans to hota

165.Kaash woh nagme hume sunaye na hote
aaj unko sunkar yeh aanso aaye na hote
agar aapne hume is tarah bhool jaana tha
to itni gehraai se dil mein samaye na hote

166.Umeedo ki shamma dil mein mat jalana
is jahan ke safar mein kahin kho na jaana
aaj mood mein tha to SMS kar diya
Par roz intzaar mein palke na bichana

167.Hichkiya aane se ek baat ka to ehsaans hua
ki aap hume roz yaad karti hain,
Milne nahi aati to kya hua
Phone par to baat karti hain

168.Har nazar ko ek nigaah ka haq hai
har rooh ko ek aah ka haq hai
hum bhi dil le kar aaye hain is duniya mein
hume bhi ek gunaah ka haq hai

169.Main tujhko bhi khatavaar kyon kahhu,
mere naseeb mein tera pyaar na tha,
apne-aap ko tum doshi mat kehna,
mere yaar tu kabhi bhi gunehgaar na tha

170.Hum to aajma kar dekh chukke 
kabhi koi humko bhi aajmaye to
fir hum batayenge kaise manaya jaata hai,
kabhi koi humse bhi ruth jaye to.