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231.Woh gori hai uski julfe hain kali,
Wo Pari hai ya Pariyo ke Rani,
Uski har baat hai nirali,
Par kya karu yaaro vo ladki kissi aur ne pata li!
232.English Man : - Humare America mein War ho gaya hai
Goldy: - Humare India mein to roz hi war hota hai
English Man : - Vo kaise?
Goldy : - Somwar, Mangalwar, Budhwar.....!!!
233.Geeta Sar : - SMS kar aur bhool ja,
reply ki apeksha mat rakh, kiya hua SMS kabhi veyarth nahi
jaata Sabko apne kiye hue SMS ka reply milta hi hai!!
234.Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki vo aap jaisa dost aur na bnaye...,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin vo bhi common na ho jaye!!
235.Today, tomorrow and yesterday there will be
one heart that would always beat for you
You know Whose???
your Own Stupid!!!
236.Khuda ne jab tumeh bnaya hoga,
Confusion ka moment aaya hoga,
kabhi Monkey to kabhi Donkey banana chaha hoga,
End mein dono ka mix passand aaya hoga!!!
237.Jo assani se mile vo hai gum,
jo mushkil se mile vo hai paisa,
jo kissi-kissi ko mile vo hai pyaar,
jo naseeb waalo ko mile vo hai apun ka SMS!!!
238.Nazar jhuki to paimane bane,
Dil toote to maikhane bane,
kuch na kuch to zroor hai aap mein,
yunhi nahi hum aapke dewaane bane!!!
239.What is sweet but not Honey,
Precious but not Money,
Bright but not Sunshine,
Improves with time but not Wine???
Its....Apni Yaari!!!
240.Har koi pyar ke liye tadapta hai,
Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai,
mere pyar ko galat mat samajna,
pyar to dosti mein bhi hota hai.
241.Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
to kya hua....
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!
ha ha ha ha!!!!
242.Har Karz dosti ka ada kon karega,
Jab hum na rahe to dosti kon karega,
ae khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna,
Warna meri shaadi mein dance kon karega??
243.Tareef ke kaabil kaha hain hum,
Charcha to aapki chalti hai,
sab kuch hai aapke paas,
bas Seeng aur Pooch ki kami khalti hai!!
244.Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de du,
tu raat maange main raat de du,
Tu dil maange main dil de du,
Tu Jaan maange......Abe bas Departmental Store samajh rakha hai kya???
245.Dil ki hasrat zuba par aane lagi,
tumko dekha aur zindgi muskurane lagi,
Yeh dosti ki intehaa thi ya meri dewaangi,
Har surat mein surat teri nazar aane lagi!!
246.Barsenge barsenge kal fir SMS barsenge,
Teri 25 paise ki muskaan par hum fir 1 rupya kharchenge!!
247.Sataayoge humko rulaayoge humko,
magar kis tarah bhula payoge humko,
Khuda jaane kya haal hoga tumahra,
Jab gairo ki baaho mein paayoge humko!!
248.Ek zara si bhool khata ban gayi,
Meri vaffayein hi saza ban gayi,
Dil liya aur khel ke tod diya,
humari jaan gayi aur unki ada ban gayi...
249.Suna hai mohabbat mein neend ud jaati hai,
Suna hai mohabbat mein neend ud jaati hai
koi humse bhi mohabbat kare kamwaqt neend bohat aati hai!!!
250.Na tammana hai sitaro ki,
na chaah hai nazaaro ki,
tum jaisa ek dost mil jaye,
to kya zroorat hai hajaaro ki!!!
