Well, Spring Break came and went, and I'd have to say it was interesting to say the least. After about 2000 round trip miles, 33 hours driving with the same 8 guys in the same damn van through 6 states , about 140 Waffle Houses passed, 4251 disgusting times guys "broke wind" in the van, countless racist, sexist, and just downright terrible jokes, exactly 164 bug bites on my legs, 2 new nicknames for guys on the team, 5 girls from Ohio, 6 nights of poker, and every night of drinking, good times were had.
Memories of the trip still remembered by us all, like Cloyder shitting into the cup on the 18th hole of a course, dubbing the nickname "Deuce," listening to Dane Cook's jokes over and over, nearly getting a $1700 fine from cops for being too loud and obnoxious, watching the countdown to War as if it were the New Year's Eve countdown, using our food money to match $40 pots for poker, Morgan getting locked in the women's bathroom at Wendy's, and nearly shitting my pants seeing a few 100+ pound alligators that could easily have taken my leg off.
All in all, t'was a good trip. Got to play some great courses, even though I sucked it up, but hopefully I'll get the pictures developed and scanned onto here. Later.
.... 'cuz I said so.
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