a clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory
a closed mouth gathers no food
a conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking
a diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you look forward to the trip
assassins do it from behind
auntie em.....hate you,.....hate kansas,....taking the dog. dorothy
be nice to your kids....they'll be choosing your nursing home
beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
beer...its not just for breakfast anymore
boycott shampoo.....demand the REAL poo
change is inevitable, except from a vending machine
consciousness....that annoying time between naps
the problem with the gene pool is theres no life guard
the sex was so good even the neighbors had a cigarette
things are more like they are now than they ever were before
verry funny scotty...now beam my clothes back down
wanted: meaningful overnight relationship
wear short sleaves...support your right to bear arms
what happens if you get scared half to death twice?
who stoped payment on my reality check?
you are depriving some poor village of thier idiot
you have the right to remain silent...anything you say will be misquoted then used against you in a court of law
you'r just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you
your gene pool could use some chlorine
could you drive any better if i shave that cell phone off your ass?
despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?