don't piss me off...im running out of places to hide the bodies
energizer bunny...arrested and charged with battery
ever stop to think, and forget to start again
for sale: parachute...only used once, never opened, small stain
friends help you move...real friends help you move bodies
give a man a fish and he will eat for a day, teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
he who laughs last thinks the slowest
i didnt say it was your fault...i said i was goin to blame you
i get enough exercise pushing my luck
i just got lost in thought...it was unfamiliar territory
i poured spot remover on my dog...now i cant find him
i took an iq test...the results were negative
i tried to sniff coke once...but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose
i'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar
if ignorence is bliss...you must be orgasmic
if you choke a smurf...what color does it turn?
learn from your parents mistakes...use birth control
save your breathe...you'll need it to blow up your date
suicidal twin kills sister by mistake
the early bird may get the worm,...but the second mouse gets the cheese
never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers