Baggage Policy
		Our policy on baggage is - who gives? Baggage is surely one of the stupidest inventions ever, namely because you don't need any clothes with all the tourist clothes you'll wind up buying (and never wearing) anyway! Nonetheless, BarfAir lets you carry however much baggage you want. In some cases, your baggage may not fit inside the plane's hold, in which case we will tie it onto the plane with a rope. Carry-on bags are permitted, as long as it can fit in your lap, because there is about two inches of room between seats and the overhead bins can hold a very small soda can at the most.
	What to do about lost baggage If you arrive at your destination (which is unlikely) and wait at the baggage carousel for several hours without seeing your bag, it may have been lost. You should forget about it and go home, because we frankly don't care and will do nothing about it no matter how much you complain. As we said earlier- it isn't important.
	What to do about damaged baggage If you arrive at your destination (which is unlikely) and wait at the baggage carousel for several hours and suddenly see your bag in a condition that suggests that it was used as a hockey puck for several years, don't worry. Go to a BarfAir ageent (probably in another galaxy) and complain with your bag as evidence. You will receive a backpack and trunk manufactured by LEGO, both of which can hold several loose threads. To put on the backpack, you must take off your head, which can be a messy business unfourtunately.  Then you will be sent on your way.
					The backpack & trunk.