BarfAdvantage
Welcome to the Home Page of BarfAdvantage, our award-losing frequent crasher service. If you're already a member, you can check on your account, or if you would like to become a member, you can sign up. Being a member of BarfAdvantage means that you can fly us or a member of our Onesick Alliance for double the regular price! Below are the top ten reasons to get your BarfAdvantage Card:

) You can earn negative double points.
) You get 10,000 Bogus Miles each year, and 10,000 when you sign up.
) With a BarfAdvantage Card, you are more likely to get demoted.
) You can redeem your points for free crashes!
) You will receive another credit card to help you get in debt!
) You need a gift for that hard-to-shop-for nemeses in your life.
) You'll get something top put in your wallet.
) You'll be placed on the FBI's Terrorist Watch List.
) It's free.
) You're bored and have nothing better to do.

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