The Joe You Don't Want To Know...

You want to get to know me?  Are you feeling adventurous, brave, or just plain curious?  You've seen me on my home page.  If you ripped away the skin, that is what you'd see underneath.  If you already know who I am, do you think you really know me?  I don't even know me.  I'm crazy man.

Can you hear them?  They're driving me noots!  Make them stop!  Why do they keep yelling at me?  Why are they biting me and ripping away at my flesh?

Please mom, don't hurt me anymore!  Okay, I'll put on that Snow White dress and take the photo as you wanted.  Just don't hurt me! : (

Beauty & The Beast Why wear that dress in the bathtub with my B.C. Rich Beast Guitar?  I don't know.  My mom made me do it...

Crazy in 93...something strange happened in my room  one early morning when my room was satanically decorated and symbolized a lot of evil.

Whip me or I'll whip you to hell.  Otherwise...

(You are listening to "Diary Of A Madman" by Ozzy Osbourne)

...click on my angelic face and I'll take you to Heaven  ------------>

"Art is the lie that makes us realize the truth."   - Pablo Picasso

Disclaimer:  "Now I'm not pretty and I'm not cool, but I'm fat and I'm ulgy and I'm proud so F*** you!"  -  Slipknot