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You are Joe Lova#:

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You're The Lucky Winner!!!

Congratulations!!!

You have found the secret link to my Joe Love page and it's 100% "cheese-free".  Feel free to gaze and stare at my photos for as long as you want.  Take a deep breath and take it all in.  You deserve it.    A rose for you   @}--'-,-------

(You are listening to "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy" by Rod Stewart)

You know you want me.  I know you want me.  You want your exploring hands on me.  It turns you on.  You want to run your fingers through my hair and bury your face inside.  You love the sweet smell of this dark-haired beauty as you cling close like a helpless child sharing your warmth.  You can't resist being my love slave and I your Master.  You can't help yourself.  Ooo la la.

My suave smile caresses your heart and my dark eyes touches your soul.  My intimidating looks are making you nervous.  Why are you trembling, sweetheart?.  Do not fear, my dear.  My full, red lips will kiss your tears away.  I will hold you.  Let me carry you in my arms and take you to my Electro Wunder Muffin Luv Land.  Ooo, la la...

I am your Internet Man-Whore, The On-line Stud with fully functioning Man-gina action.  You'll feel helpless when I have you in my clutches on my playground.  Ooo, la la...

Disclaimer:  "Now I'm not pretty and I'm not cool, but I'm fat and I'm ugly and proud so F*** you!" -  Slipknot

I look good.  I'm a hot bitch.  I am the man of your dreams.  You don't believe 'tis true because you're dreaming.  Let me pinch my butt to make sure you're awake.  Ooooh.  You are awake and I'm for real, baby.  Ooo, la la...