-1 hour after Taco Bell
-Finding loose change in the lunch food
-Locker #2325
-Losing the Good/Bad list
-1 grilled cheese instead of 2
-Gap commercials
-Birthday cards that play music
-Girls going commando
-Tighty whiteys
-Lunch monitors
-Clueless - The movie
-Unhealthy health teachers
-Debators (except for Jen Schramm)
-Writing on the Good/Bad list
-Getting stuck in hair
-Big Bad Boucher
-Tight clothing on men
-Skanky people in moo-moos
-Girls talking about guy's bodies
-Dart hockey goalie
-Today's fries
-Throwing up juggling balls
-Rednecks from Mohegan Lake
-Donna's sneezes
-Running out of room on the Good/Bad List
-Math 4R
-Professional Golf
-Diet Sprite
-If you are writing on this and your name is not Evan Most, Tony Aquilino, or Steve Guilmette
-Non-alcoholic beer
-Watching giraffes mate
-Stealing the Good/Bad list
-Allergic reactions to furniture polish
-Living under power lines
-Receiving a random unmerciful beating
-Receiving a random unmerciful beating with the math stick
-People who crap in the sink
-Wool sweaters
-The purple Telletubbie
-Women with hairy asses
-Being farted on, 1hour and 10 minutes after Taco Bell
-The smell after Jarred comes out of the bathroom
-Frozen Balls
-Cutting limbs off with a rusty saw
-Not getting invited to the Super Bowl Party
-Getting lost in Peekskill, trying to find the Super Bowl Party
-School dances
-Freshmen at school dances
-80 year old's sagging titties
-Bestiality
-Bagels with dirt on them
-Walter Panas High School
-The condition of your stomach after eating Wendy's 6 times in one week.
-Testing the Taco Bell Theory
-Stacker 2 vs. Taco Bell
-Epilectic Ceisures from Stacker 3
-Bloody vurps from Stacker 3
-Snake Bites
-The Self Satisfying Hydroelectric Conciousness Project getting cut off by overrated metal bands
-Scary, pointy beards
-Al. W. Bore
-Gettin' it on with your Homework
-Acid reflux
-Knowing you've hit rock bottom when you empty out your green pig full of change, bring it to CoinStar and get $15
cause you're addicted to Wendy's.
-Burnt camels
-Getting beaten up by blind people
-Everything bagels
-Dirty, dropped, everything bagels
-Mistaking dandruff for snow
-Touching piles of dandruff
-Case of the missing pudding
-Painful 3rd degree burns
-Going to the doctor and getting tubes jammed up your nose
-SPAM
-Armies of Oompa-Loompas
-Adina Dying
-Not realizing that Scott Baio's career is over and that Charles in Charge will never be on TV again
-Walking the plank
-Ashley's Dancing
-Janet's farting and burping